1
00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:02,319
previously on Dumbgeons and Dragons.

2
00:00:02,319 --> 00:00:06,560
Friends, this could be the windmill that we are looking for!

3
00:00:06,560 --> 00:00:09,919
I think you need wind for a windmill to work, so why would they even have built it here?

4
00:00:09,919 --> 00:00:11,919
Anyway, this place is super creepy.

5
00:00:11,919 --> 00:00:14,640
It looks like an old windmill.

6
00:00:14,640 --> 00:00:17,440
Got a real creepo vibe to it.

7
00:00:17,440 --> 00:00:19,359
That's about what you detect to it.

8
00:00:19,359 --> 00:00:21,280
Help! Help!

9
00:00:21,280 --> 00:00:22,640
Does anybody hear that?

10
00:00:22,640 --> 00:00:26,000
Yeah, we've gotta go, and I'm already, like, heading in that direction.

11
00:00:26,000 --> 00:00:30,240
You see a man caught in quicksand.

12
00:00:30,240 --> 00:00:31,759
Thank goodness you guys came by.

13
00:00:31,759 --> 00:00:33,679
What were you doing out here all by yourself?

14
00:00:33,679 --> 00:00:35,200
I heard there was gold here.

15
00:00:35,200 --> 00:00:36,960
Yes, I heard there was gold here, too!

16
00:00:36,960 --> 00:00:38,480
He's following the rumor!

17
00:00:38,480 --> 00:00:39,679
I'm Glim, what's your name?

18
00:00:39,679 --> 00:00:41,439
My name is Esau.

19
00:00:41,439 --> 00:00:42,240
What's it say?

20
00:00:42,240 --> 00:00:43,120
The letter says,

21
00:00:44,400 --> 00:00:45,439
Don't Trust Me,

22
00:00:46,159 --> 00:00:49,039
and it's signed Esau the Miller.

23
00:00:49,039 --> 00:00:50,159
Ah, fuck.

24
00:00:50,159 --> 00:00:52,960
If you eat the mushrooms, you stay and you be my friend.

25
00:00:52,960 --> 00:00:55,039
Esau, you have to tell the truth.

26
00:00:55,039 --> 00:00:57,119
No, I am. You have to eat the mushrooms.

27
00:00:57,119 --> 00:00:58,320
Just like Hillip here did.

28
00:00:58,320 --> 00:01:00,640
Hillip, did you eat the mushrooms?

29
00:01:00,640 --> 00:01:03,519
I was so hungry, and he said they were tasty.

30
00:01:03,519 --> 00:01:05,280
And how do you feel?

31
00:01:05,280 --> 00:01:10,480
I feel a little rumbly in my tumbly, but I'm feeling okay.

32
00:01:25,040 --> 00:01:32,240
Welcome to Dumbgeons and Dragons.

33
00:01:32,240 --> 00:01:34,560
We're a D&D fifth edition actual play podcast,

34
00:01:34,560 --> 00:01:36,000
and I'm your Dungeon Master, Russ More,

35
00:01:36,000 --> 00:01:38,960
and with me today is Amy More.

36
00:01:38,960 --> 00:01:41,360
I am, as I am always.

37
00:01:44,960 --> 00:01:46,480
I feel fair for what I am.

38
00:01:46,480 --> 00:01:46,980
Yes.

39
00:01:49,280 --> 00:01:53,440
I play Sullivan Sleight, a lightfoot halfling rogue.

40
00:01:54,239 --> 00:01:55,920
And Tom Laird.

41
00:01:56,560 --> 00:01:58,560
Yes, I am also here.

42
00:01:58,560 --> 00:02:02,079
I am the Eternal, and I play Moot.

43
00:02:02,079 --> 00:02:04,719
He's a half-orc, wild magic sorcerer.

44
00:02:05,439 --> 00:02:07,840
And Carla Maxted.

45
00:02:07,840 --> 00:02:09,759
Are any of us really here?

46
00:02:10,560 --> 00:02:11,199
I think we are.

47
00:02:11,199 --> 00:02:12,079
I think I am.

48
00:02:12,079 --> 00:02:14,639
I play Glim, a dragonborn pAlydin.

49
00:02:15,360 --> 00:02:16,960
Carla asking the important questions.

50
00:02:16,960 --> 00:02:18,319
This is a real deep start.

51
00:02:18,319 --> 00:02:19,919
It's going to be a real deep episode.

52
00:02:19,919 --> 00:02:21,919
No jokes this time, friends.

53
00:02:21,920 --> 00:02:23,280
Sorry, just kidding.

54
00:02:23,280 --> 00:02:25,040
We won't make it three minutes without a dick joke.

55
00:02:26,640 --> 00:02:27,440
Speaking of thick.

56
00:02:31,200 --> 00:02:35,040
I should have said we won't make it three seconds without a dick joke.

57
00:02:40,000 --> 00:02:40,640
This tracks.

58
00:02:42,880 --> 00:02:47,840
Hey, where we've got crazy cool new things going on very soon is over on Patreon,

59
00:02:47,840 --> 00:02:51,600
but what's consistent about Patreon is you get an episode dedicated to you.

60
00:02:51,759 --> 00:02:55,919
Today's episode, which is dedicated to Chris LeBlanc.

61
00:02:55,919 --> 00:02:56,960
Thanks, Chris.

62
00:02:56,960 --> 00:02:57,439
Thank you.

63
00:02:57,439 --> 00:02:58,560
Thank you, Chris.

64
00:02:58,560 --> 00:02:59,519
Thank you, Chris.

65
00:02:59,519 --> 00:03:00,079
You're awesome.

66
00:03:00,959 --> 00:03:04,400
And now, fuck it, let's play D&D.

67
00:03:06,079 --> 00:03:06,579
Okay.

68
00:03:08,479 --> 00:03:09,280
Yeah, let's.

69
00:03:11,120 --> 00:03:14,319
Moot, Glim, and Sully find yourselves in the middle of a

70
00:03:15,280 --> 00:03:19,599
seemingly spooky forest situation.

71
00:03:20,319 --> 00:03:21,840
Uh, in a windmill town.

72
00:03:22,719 --> 00:03:23,519
Maybe it's spooky.

73
00:03:23,519 --> 00:03:23,919
Maybe it's not.

74
00:03:23,919 --> 00:03:25,599
Is it only seemingly spooky?

75
00:03:25,599 --> 00:03:25,919
We don't know.

76
00:03:25,919 --> 00:03:28,079
Have we just built this up in our minds?

77
00:03:28,079 --> 00:03:29,680
Well, we did find a talking skull.

78
00:03:30,560 --> 00:03:31,439
That's true.

79
00:03:31,439 --> 00:03:31,919
Yep.

80
00:03:31,919 --> 00:03:35,039
That would increase the spookification of this forest.

81
00:03:35,919 --> 00:03:37,599
I'm going to have to remember this accent here.

82
00:03:38,479 --> 00:03:38,979
Excuse me.

83
00:03:39,519 --> 00:03:42,639
Uh, Esau has just fled into the forest before you.

84
00:03:42,639 --> 00:03:47,840
Behind you at the top of a staircase lies a wooden chest and Hylip yells out,

85
00:03:47,840 --> 00:03:53,360
so maybe check the chest out later then as we run after the crazy guy.

86
00:03:55,200 --> 00:03:55,920
Yeah, Hylip.

87
00:03:55,920 --> 00:04:00,159
I think let's chase the crazy guy first that was just going to kill you.

88
00:04:01,120 --> 00:04:02,480
Then we'll come and check for the treasure.

89
00:04:03,599 --> 00:04:04,800
Yeah, he was going to kill me.

90
00:04:04,800 --> 00:04:05,599
I forgot that.

91
00:04:06,319 --> 00:04:06,960
He didn't.

92
00:04:06,960 --> 00:04:07,520
It wasn't.

93
00:04:07,520 --> 00:04:09,120
He is not a good dude.

94
00:04:09,120 --> 00:04:10,800
He locked us in the windmill, remember?

95
00:04:12,159 --> 00:04:13,520
I mean, you weren't part of that.

96
00:04:13,520 --> 00:04:15,120
I mean, you went into the windmill.

97
00:04:15,120 --> 00:04:17,280
I didn't see him lock it or anything.

98
00:04:17,280 --> 00:04:19,600
No, but like, you know he locked the windmill on us.

99
00:04:20,480 --> 00:04:23,200
If you're so worried about it, I can stay up here with it.

100
00:04:23,200 --> 00:04:24,560
I'll stay up here and I'll guard it.

101
00:04:24,560 --> 00:04:25,360
It'll be fine.

102
00:04:25,360 --> 00:04:26,320
You guys go on ahead.

103
00:04:27,760 --> 00:04:29,120
Okay, we'll go on ahead.

104
00:04:29,120 --> 00:04:31,840
You're going to go up the steps there and guard the chest?

105
00:04:32,320 --> 00:04:34,320
Solly, maybe we should all stick together and-

106
00:04:34,320 --> 00:04:36,240
I feel like we need all the help we can get.

107
00:04:36,240 --> 00:04:39,600
Also, maybe we should, um, skedaddle.

108
00:04:41,040 --> 00:04:42,480
I think he's pretty far ahead.

109
00:04:43,200 --> 00:04:47,840
All right, um, all of you, unless somebody says otherwise,

110
00:04:47,840 --> 00:04:49,759
go run forward through the trees.

111
00:04:50,960 --> 00:04:55,120
As you enter through the thick wooded area,

112
00:04:55,120 --> 00:05:04,800
you come out after 20 to 30 paces to a pathway.

113
00:05:04,800 --> 00:05:09,200
Everybody make an- probably just a perception check at the moment.

114
00:05:09,759 --> 00:05:12,639
And perception check, coming right up.

115
00:05:12,639 --> 00:05:14,000
And perception check.

116
00:05:14,000 --> 00:05:15,599
Minus one- no, sorry.

117
00:05:15,599 --> 00:05:16,159
Eleven.

118
00:05:16,159 --> 00:05:16,560
Just minus one?

119
00:05:16,560 --> 00:05:21,039
I was just going to give you my modifier.

120
00:05:22,560 --> 00:05:23,439
Eleven.

121
00:05:23,439 --> 00:05:25,279
Sorry, I dropped all my dice on the ground.

122
00:05:26,159 --> 00:05:27,759
Yeah, but which one rolled the best?

123
00:05:27,759 --> 00:05:30,959
Well, I couldn't really count them because they went on the ground.

124
00:05:30,959 --> 00:05:31,599
That's a nine.

125
00:05:32,560 --> 00:05:33,060
Wow.

126
00:05:33,680 --> 00:05:37,759
So you three come out immediately and you begin to turn left and hill up.

127
00:05:37,759 --> 00:05:41,039
He's like, ah guys, uh, there's the footsteps that to go off to the,

128
00:05:41,039 --> 00:05:42,240
to the, to the right here.

129
00:05:43,599 --> 00:05:45,519
To, do we want to follow the footsteps?

130
00:05:46,319 --> 00:05:47,759
Yeah, that's, that's probably-

131
00:05:47,759 --> 00:05:48,159
Sure.

132
00:05:48,159 --> 00:05:49,199
Thanks, thanks, Hillop.

133
00:05:49,199 --> 00:05:51,120
Yeah, if you want to be really obvious about it.

134
00:05:51,839 --> 00:05:56,240
By the way, are you from like, uh, are you from like Sweden or are you German or?

135
00:05:57,039 --> 00:05:58,159
We don't remember.

136
00:05:58,959 --> 00:05:59,599
Exactly.

137
00:06:01,039 --> 00:06:01,360
But, uh-

138
00:06:01,360 --> 00:06:02,319
Yeah, okay, that's cool.

139
00:06:02,319 --> 00:06:03,039
No, it's fine.

140
00:06:03,039 --> 00:06:05,120
I mean, origins, like, what does it even matter?

141
00:06:05,120 --> 00:06:06,879
I mean, it's pretty darn close, I think.

142
00:06:07,759 --> 00:06:12,399
So we're going then?

143
00:06:12,399 --> 00:06:12,879
Yes.

144
00:06:12,879 --> 00:06:14,079
Oh yeah, let's, yeah.

145
00:06:14,079 --> 00:06:15,039
Yeah, you had a good plan.

146
00:06:15,039 --> 00:06:21,039
Uh, you head right and the footsteps take a quick left down the path.

147
00:06:21,039 --> 00:06:26,399
You follow them to a dead end where they go and terminate into the trees.

148
00:06:29,439 --> 00:06:31,360
Well, what's your, what's your plan now, Hillop?

149
00:06:32,959 --> 00:06:35,279
I mean, I'm out of foot, footsteps.

150
00:06:37,759 --> 00:06:45,599
Can I go to the edge where the footsteps end and do another perception check to see if I-

151
00:06:48,240 --> 00:06:49,599
As you can, she already did it.

152
00:06:49,599 --> 00:06:52,480
To see if I just shuck my dice, like, into the sky?

153
00:06:52,480 --> 00:06:54,560
I don't need a perception check for that, Karla.

154
00:06:54,560 --> 00:06:55,039
You did.

155
00:06:55,039 --> 00:06:56,319
I have another.

156
00:06:56,319 --> 00:07:01,120
If you are, if you are looking, you can either do a survival or an investigation check.

157
00:07:02,319 --> 00:07:05,120
If you're looking for which, you know, pathways and following and stuff.

158
00:07:05,120 --> 00:07:11,680
Let's do survival because I have a plus one on that, which brings me to a five.

159
00:07:13,680 --> 00:07:15,519
Got to find that other die.

160
00:07:15,519 --> 00:07:15,920
Hold on.

161
00:07:15,920 --> 00:07:20,560
Is this just like a solid tree, like a big old tree at the end or is it like a,

162
00:07:20,560 --> 00:07:22,240
it's just more wooded area.

163
00:07:22,240 --> 00:07:23,360
It's just not a path.

164
00:07:23,360 --> 00:07:27,840
It looks like, yeah, it looks like the footsteps just ended at the

165
00:07:27,840 --> 00:07:30,399
edge of the path and it just goes into thicker brush.

166
00:07:31,759 --> 00:07:33,519
But I assume you're seeing if-

167
00:07:34,079 --> 00:07:38,000
Yeah, I was trying to see if there was like, you know, a broken twig or something,

168
00:07:38,000 --> 00:07:39,680
but I rolled a five so I don't see any.

169
00:07:39,680 --> 00:07:41,120
I just stand there with my eyes closed.

170
00:07:41,759 --> 00:07:43,279
You presume it just is in there.

171
00:07:43,279 --> 00:07:45,519
You're very confident that it went straight through.

172
00:07:48,079 --> 00:07:49,120
What do you guys think?

173
00:07:51,839 --> 00:07:58,479
Well, so like we're going after him because-

174
00:07:59,279 --> 00:08:00,079
He's a bad guy.

175
00:08:00,079 --> 00:08:06,560
He did something bad to all the people from this town.

176
00:08:06,560 --> 00:08:07,039
Right?

177
00:08:07,039 --> 00:08:09,359
I mean, he certainly was going to do something bad to Hillop.

178
00:08:12,159 --> 00:08:12,399
Yeah.

179
00:08:12,399 --> 00:08:12,719
Okay.

180
00:08:15,120 --> 00:08:16,399
Let's keep going.

181
00:08:16,399 --> 00:08:21,039
The more we talk about it, the further away he's getting and the more running we have to do.

182
00:08:22,479 --> 00:08:22,879
Okay.

183
00:08:22,879 --> 00:08:25,039
So we're just going based off of Glim's?

184
00:08:25,039 --> 00:08:25,759
Yeah, I guess so.

185
00:08:26,560 --> 00:08:27,680
I mean, maybe someone else-

186
00:08:27,680 --> 00:08:32,320
Maybe someone else should try and see something or hear something or-

187
00:08:33,519 --> 00:08:37,680
In character, Glim, you're very confident that he went into the brush

188
00:08:37,680 --> 00:08:39,039
and that you can follow the path.

189
00:08:40,480 --> 00:08:41,759
What were our options for us?

190
00:08:41,759 --> 00:08:42,720
We got-

191
00:08:42,720 --> 00:08:44,560
Survival or investigation?

192
00:08:45,360 --> 00:08:45,600
All right.

193
00:08:45,600 --> 00:08:47,600
Well, I will go for investigation.

194
00:08:50,560 --> 00:08:51,759
Oh, another nine.

195
00:08:51,759 --> 00:08:52,560
I'm on fire.

196
00:08:54,080 --> 00:08:56,399
Crushing it with the rolls tonight.

197
00:08:56,399 --> 00:09:00,159
Also very confident in Glim's decision to keep going.

198
00:09:01,600 --> 00:09:05,919
Well, guys, I'm like big and tough.

199
00:09:05,919 --> 00:09:07,439
I'll clear like a pretty big path.

200
00:09:07,439 --> 00:09:09,840
So maybe I'll go first and you guys follow me.

201
00:09:10,559 --> 00:09:11,919
It seems like a great idea.

202
00:09:11,919 --> 00:09:17,039
And I just start trudging through the brambles or whatever I've just walked into.

203
00:09:18,559 --> 00:09:21,919
You follow in where you see the footsteps terminate.

204
00:09:21,919 --> 00:09:29,519
And it kind of is clear that things have been disrupted perhaps by someone.

205
00:09:30,399 --> 00:09:33,120
After a couple of minutes of walking through this thick brush,

206
00:09:33,120 --> 00:09:36,719
it comes out into a large open clearing.

207
00:09:40,079 --> 00:09:41,279
What do we see in the clearing?

208
00:09:42,399 --> 00:09:43,439
Just clear?

209
00:09:43,439 --> 00:09:43,839
Just nothing?

210
00:09:43,839 --> 00:09:44,959
Can I roll for perception?

211
00:09:44,959 --> 00:09:46,159
Yeah, everybody roll for perception.

212
00:09:47,120 --> 00:09:48,079
Oh, 13.

213
00:09:48,079 --> 00:09:49,439
I'm like going up by ones.

214
00:09:50,400 --> 00:09:51,680
Oh, 12 again.

215
00:09:51,680 --> 00:09:52,160
Yeah.

216
00:09:52,160 --> 00:09:52,960
Oh, my God.

217
00:09:54,560 --> 00:09:57,520
Really nailing this love on the same page, which is nice.

218
00:09:57,520 --> 00:09:58,640
We're really all seeing.

219
00:09:58,640 --> 00:10:00,640
We're experiencing it in the same way.

220
00:10:00,640 --> 00:10:03,760
It's just that we're missing half of what we're supposed to be seeing.

221
00:10:03,760 --> 00:10:08,960
So the clearing is a large circular clearing.

222
00:10:08,960 --> 00:10:12,560
Looks like maybe it was looking for a different word,

223
00:10:12,560 --> 00:10:14,320
but I'm just going to go with clearing because

224
00:10:14,320 --> 00:10:21,040
looks like it was perhaps cleared artificially to make this opening in the trees.

225
00:10:21,760 --> 00:10:29,920
You don't see any footsteps as if, you know, your trail had ended somewhere,

226
00:10:29,920 --> 00:10:32,000
perhaps in the trees that you didn't notice.

227
00:10:32,000 --> 00:10:36,480
A little further ahead, it's mostly like dirt and mud, different areas.

228
00:10:37,280 --> 00:10:44,240
You see what looks like a mound, but not like a rock.

229
00:10:44,879 --> 00:10:46,720
But just like a mound within the dirt.

230
00:10:47,520 --> 00:10:48,800
Like a dirty lump.

231
00:10:48,800 --> 00:10:51,280
Looks like it's out of place.

232
00:10:52,080 --> 00:10:52,720
You don't know.

233
00:10:52,720 --> 00:10:55,600
Okay, let me go check out the dirt mound.

234
00:10:56,800 --> 00:11:01,040
I walk also into the clearing and I'm like,

235
00:11:01,040 --> 00:11:03,360
yeah, it's obvious that somebody made this here.

236
00:11:03,360 --> 00:11:06,720
You can bend down and I touch the soil and I was like,

237
00:11:06,720 --> 00:11:09,600
you can tell by just the composition of the dirt.

238
00:11:10,400 --> 00:11:13,840
You are very smart about the gardening and the clearing of the trees.

239
00:11:14,320 --> 00:11:17,840
Did you perhaps be a landscaper?

240
00:11:19,040 --> 00:11:21,120
I did some landscapery, sure.

241
00:11:21,120 --> 00:11:22,160
Cool, cool, cool.

242
00:11:23,280 --> 00:11:26,720
I rolled a 20 as I investigate the dirt mound,

243
00:11:26,720 --> 00:11:28,560
so I hope it's fucking something good.

244
00:11:29,280 --> 00:11:30,640
It's a mound of dirt.

245
00:11:30,640 --> 00:11:34,080
As you walk over, how close are you getting to this dirt mound?

246
00:11:34,960 --> 00:11:38,320
I mean, is it, it's like on the side of the clearing.

247
00:11:38,880 --> 00:11:40,000
It's kind of in the middle.

248
00:11:40,000 --> 00:11:41,760
No, I mean, I probably just walk up to it.

249
00:11:42,720 --> 00:11:44,240
All right, make a dexterity saving.

250
00:11:46,639 --> 00:11:47,600
Pardon my snort.

251
00:11:49,519 --> 00:11:51,039
Meanwhile, someone's like,

252
00:11:51,039 --> 00:11:55,519
that over there looks like a really, really good compost pile.

253
00:11:55,519 --> 00:11:56,799
Guys, I rolled a one.

254
00:11:58,000 --> 00:11:58,500
Shit.

255
00:11:59,679 --> 00:12:02,080
And I have minus one, so it's minus one.

256
00:12:03,200 --> 00:12:05,840
Where are the other three standing?

257
00:12:05,840 --> 00:12:09,039
Have you followed with Glim or you're discussing landscapery?

258
00:12:09,039 --> 00:12:10,799
I'm on the edge of the clearing, like.

259
00:12:11,440 --> 00:12:12,880
And Hillop's following you around.

260
00:12:13,920 --> 00:12:19,840
I was listening to this landscaping conversation taking copious notes.

261
00:12:19,840 --> 00:12:22,560
You three make a perception check before I describe what happens.

262
00:12:24,400 --> 00:12:25,840
I got a nat one.

263
00:12:26,560 --> 00:12:28,080
Wow, you guys are on fire.

264
00:12:28,640 --> 00:12:29,840
It's really good.

265
00:12:29,840 --> 00:12:31,200
This one's good, I got a 16.

266
00:12:32,880 --> 00:12:37,760
So, Hillop and Sully, you're very engaged in whatever you're doing,

267
00:12:37,760 --> 00:12:40,400
but Moot, you see out of the corner of your eye,

268
00:12:40,480 --> 00:12:45,840
three arms, small clawed arms, shoot up and grab at Glim's arm

269
00:12:45,840 --> 00:12:49,439
as she kind of bends down to see what this mound is.

270
00:12:50,240 --> 00:12:55,600
And they begin pulling at her and she is now pulled to the ground,

271
00:12:55,600 --> 00:13:01,279
shoulder deep in the dirt, which has kind of turned to a mud slurry around her.

272
00:13:03,600 --> 00:13:05,039
Roll for initiative.

273
00:13:05,039 --> 00:13:08,799
Are they still like hanging on to her now that they've like pulled her down?

274
00:13:08,800 --> 00:13:10,720
Am I still able to see the arms?

275
00:13:10,720 --> 00:13:12,960
It's like they grabbed her forearm and are now,

276
00:13:14,160 --> 00:13:18,480
and Glim is now like up to her shoulder on one side.

277
00:13:19,360 --> 00:13:21,760
Okay, so I can't see their arms anymore?

278
00:13:21,760 --> 00:13:22,260
No.

279
00:13:23,520 --> 00:13:24,020
Yeah.

280
00:13:25,360 --> 00:13:29,600
Nine, and that's with my plus five initiative points, you guys.

281
00:13:32,240 --> 00:13:32,880
Uh, eight.

282
00:13:33,520 --> 00:13:34,400
17.

283
00:13:34,400 --> 00:13:37,440
I have such low initiative, like I have a minus one with this character.

284
00:13:37,600 --> 00:13:38,800
It's a real difference.

285
00:13:40,800 --> 00:13:42,080
Welcome to my world.

286
00:13:42,080 --> 00:13:44,240
Also, I have 11 hit points, so I might die.

287
00:13:45,680 --> 00:13:46,880
Moot, you're up first.

288
00:13:46,880 --> 00:13:47,840
Oh, all right then.

289
00:13:49,680 --> 00:13:54,080
You're surprised with your 17 versus our nine and eight?

290
00:13:54,640 --> 00:13:58,160
I mean, sure, sure, sure, sure, sure, sure, sure.

291
00:13:58,800 --> 00:14:00,720
Well, it makes sense you saw it happen.

292
00:14:00,720 --> 00:14:01,680
This is true.

293
00:14:01,680 --> 00:14:02,880
Go save the day.

294
00:14:02,880 --> 00:14:06,880
So you're approximately, if you stayed kind of where Sully and Hillop are,

295
00:14:06,879 --> 00:14:10,240
you're about 30 feet from the center of this clearing

296
00:14:10,240 --> 00:14:12,720
where you see Glim now pulled to the ground.

297
00:14:12,720 --> 00:14:13,220
Okay.

298
00:14:14,720 --> 00:14:20,799
Glim, you feel small clawed hands grasping at your arm

299
00:14:20,799 --> 00:14:25,519
and pulling you, like pulling you with, for their size,

300
00:14:26,960 --> 00:14:28,720
an unusual amount of strength.

301
00:14:28,720 --> 00:14:32,159
And it feels like you're being like vacuum suctioned into the ground.

302
00:14:33,360 --> 00:14:36,320
She has accidentally placed her hand in an underground penis pump.

303
00:14:36,879 --> 00:14:43,200
You may have just seen Austin Powers, he had his real reason.

304
00:14:44,320 --> 00:14:52,000
Okay, I would like to, as I make my way over towards Glim in order to help her out,

305
00:14:52,639 --> 00:14:56,799
I would like to cast Mage Hand in the form of a crab claw.

306
00:14:58,159 --> 00:14:58,879
Okay.

307
00:14:58,879 --> 00:15:02,960
And I would like to add this Mage Hand's ability to lift things

308
00:15:03,759 --> 00:15:06,960
to my strength to try and pull Glim out.

309
00:15:08,240 --> 00:15:10,400
Okay, so it's got a 10 pound maximum.

310
00:15:10,400 --> 00:15:12,240
Yeah, so it's just a nice little bonus for me.

311
00:15:12,800 --> 00:15:13,280
Perfect.

312
00:15:13,280 --> 00:15:15,200
Just a little add 10 pounds of force.

313
00:15:15,200 --> 00:15:15,600
Absolutely.

314
00:15:15,600 --> 00:15:18,240
So you're trying to pull her back?

315
00:15:18,240 --> 00:15:18,400
Yeah.

316
00:15:18,400 --> 00:15:19,519
That's what you're trying to do?

317
00:15:19,519 --> 00:15:24,080
Okay, let's go just a straight strength or I guess athletics.

318
00:15:25,120 --> 00:15:25,519
All right.

319
00:15:26,400 --> 00:15:28,160
Yeah, I've got pulse one to athletics.

320
00:15:28,160 --> 00:15:28,800
Let's do that.

321
00:15:28,800 --> 00:15:33,360
Yeah, do I get plus two because of my Mage Hand?

322
00:15:35,920 --> 00:15:40,000
If you roll with advantage, just because, you know, you've got a motivational support.

323
00:15:40,000 --> 00:15:40,880
I'll roll again.

324
00:15:40,880 --> 00:15:41,760
Oh, a 16.

325
00:15:42,480 --> 00:15:47,920
You run over and you just begin pulling on her leg, I assume.

326
00:15:47,920 --> 00:15:50,240
Just whatever I can grab, belt, leg, whatever.

327
00:15:50,880 --> 00:15:54,640
All right, so without discussing anything that's happening,

328
00:15:55,760 --> 00:15:56,720
any way shape or form.

329
00:15:56,720 --> 00:15:59,440
Make some sort of startled yelp and run over there.

330
00:15:59,440 --> 00:16:00,160
Yeah, that's cool.

331
00:16:00,960 --> 00:16:02,320
What does that yelp sound like?

332
00:16:03,759 --> 00:16:04,080
Hey.

333
00:16:05,920 --> 00:16:06,399
I like it.

334
00:16:08,399 --> 00:16:13,759
So you begin to pull and Glim, you feel Mood grab you and then begin pulling you out and

335
00:16:13,759 --> 00:16:20,399
you feel your arm coming free as you feel scratches going down your forearm.

336
00:16:20,399 --> 00:16:22,960
You take one piercing damage.

337
00:16:22,960 --> 00:16:24,000
Oh no, that's so much.

338
00:16:24,799 --> 00:16:27,679
It's literally 10% of my life.

339
00:16:29,120 --> 00:16:31,679
The creatures, it's their turn.

340
00:16:32,480 --> 00:16:38,639
And Glim, you feel the grasp begin to try to pull you, make a strength saving throw.

341
00:16:43,519 --> 00:16:44,080
13.

342
00:16:46,559 --> 00:16:50,559
You feel them trying to pull you down, but you manage to hold your position

343
00:16:51,120 --> 00:16:53,519
with the help of Moot at your feet there.

344
00:16:54,639 --> 00:16:58,960
Moot, you see one of these creatures that you're unsure what it is.

345
00:16:58,960 --> 00:17:04,640
It is a, what you see is a winged, almost bat like creature.

346
00:17:04,640 --> 00:17:08,240
Long pointed nose and it's dripping mud off of it.

347
00:17:08,240 --> 00:17:14,960
It's got long pointed claws and big beady glowing eyes and it comes over to you

348
00:17:15,519 --> 00:17:22,160
and begins what you can only describe as belching mud all over you.

349
00:17:22,160 --> 00:17:26,160
And you need to make a dexterity saving throw, please.

350
00:17:26,160 --> 00:17:28,400
Oh, that does not sound great.

351
00:17:30,000 --> 00:17:33,680
I feel like Sully's not seen any of this yet.

352
00:17:35,040 --> 00:17:37,200
Well, then I got a job as a landscaper.

353
00:17:39,040 --> 00:17:40,400
That is a 14, Russ.

354
00:17:41,040 --> 00:17:42,560
You are not restrained.

355
00:17:42,560 --> 00:17:46,000
You are covered in belch mud from this creature though.

356
00:17:49,040 --> 00:17:50,640
And it is Sully's turn.

357
00:17:52,800 --> 00:17:57,759
Sully's in the middle of explaining like, well, first you got to tear up the side

358
00:17:57,759 --> 00:18:00,000
and then you got to make sure you level out that

359
00:18:01,279 --> 00:18:05,200
as I hear the probably, I don't know, throw up sounds of-

360
00:18:05,200 --> 00:18:06,480
Not the scream or the yell.

361
00:18:06,480 --> 00:18:07,680
No, no.

362
00:18:07,680 --> 00:18:08,480
But the throw up sounds.

363
00:18:08,480 --> 00:18:13,440
Well, it didn't sound very, you know, it wasn't super urgent.

364
00:18:13,440 --> 00:18:15,279
It was like, maybe it's like, hey, a nickel.

365
00:18:15,279 --> 00:18:15,680
I don't know.

366
00:18:15,680 --> 00:18:16,800
We've been over this before.

367
00:18:16,800 --> 00:18:18,320
There's other people in my house.

368
00:18:18,320 --> 00:18:20,560
I can't start yelling about things.

369
00:18:23,120 --> 00:18:29,120
So I turn over and I see this muddy, big eyed winged creature.

370
00:18:29,120 --> 00:18:32,480
You see Glim kind of up to her elbow, still in the mud.

371
00:18:33,440 --> 00:18:36,160
Claws and hands pulling at her forearm.

372
00:18:36,880 --> 00:18:39,920
Moot holding onto her foot or her leg

373
00:18:39,920 --> 00:18:46,400
and this winged bat leg mud dripping creature belching on top of Moot.

374
00:18:48,000 --> 00:18:48,640
What the?

375
00:18:49,200 --> 00:18:52,240
And I walk forward about 10 feet.

376
00:18:53,600 --> 00:18:54,880
Slowly, slowly.

377
00:18:54,880 --> 00:18:55,840
Yeah, yeah.

378
00:18:55,840 --> 00:18:56,480
I'm like-

379
00:18:56,480 --> 00:18:57,759
It's real like saunter.

380
00:18:57,759 --> 00:19:02,560
Well, I'm very like out of nowhere.

381
00:19:02,560 --> 00:19:05,440
We were just discussing landscaping.

382
00:19:06,240 --> 00:19:12,800
I take out my short bow and I'm going to shoot it into

383
00:19:12,800 --> 00:19:18,240
because I see that Glim is all like up to her elbows and crap.

384
00:19:18,240 --> 00:19:24,480
I'm going to shoot it into the pile of dirt that is holding her.

385
00:19:25,680 --> 00:19:28,799
Okay, so like the mud pit around her arm.

386
00:19:30,640 --> 00:19:32,960
I'm going to say roll at disadvantage

387
00:19:32,960 --> 00:19:35,359
because you don't really know what you're aiming for.

388
00:19:38,160 --> 00:19:45,599
Okay, well, how about, my disadvantage is this one, a 16.

389
00:19:46,240 --> 00:19:48,880
So you fire your arrow in Glim.

390
00:19:48,880 --> 00:19:53,840
It kind of barely just misses your arm and you hear, Glim you hear,

391
00:19:53,840 --> 00:19:59,440
kind of a muffled like yelp as another one of these creatures.

392
00:19:59,440 --> 00:20:03,680
You feel it release your arm and shoot up out of the mud

393
00:20:03,680 --> 00:20:05,600
and begin to stare down Sully.

394
00:20:05,600 --> 00:20:06,880
The fuck are these things?

395
00:20:08,400 --> 00:20:09,440
The ugliest sin.

396
00:20:11,280 --> 00:20:12,320
And that's all your turn?

397
00:20:13,200 --> 00:20:14,960
We're level one characters, Russ.

398
00:20:15,039 --> 00:20:16,240
I can't really do much else.

399
00:20:16,240 --> 00:20:17,519
Ain't nobody got two actions.

400
00:20:18,319 --> 00:20:20,799
Sully do some sort of like cabbage patch dance

401
00:20:20,799 --> 00:20:21,840
and being successful.

402
00:20:22,880 --> 00:20:25,120
I'll do a back flip and back up 10 feet.

403
00:20:26,480 --> 00:20:27,120
Back to where you started.

404
00:20:27,120 --> 00:20:28,880
Back handspring, yeah.

405
00:20:28,880 --> 00:20:30,240
And then I go, do you see that?

406
00:20:30,240 --> 00:20:31,039
To Hilla.

407
00:20:31,039 --> 00:20:32,400
That's crazy stuff.

408
00:20:32,400 --> 00:20:33,360
It's Glim's turn.

409
00:20:34,559 --> 00:20:36,319
Okay, so now there's two in front of me.

410
00:20:37,360 --> 00:20:41,519
So there's one directly in front of you that's turned towards Sully.

411
00:20:41,519 --> 00:20:43,519
There's one that's more over top of Moot

412
00:20:43,519 --> 00:20:44,960
and you can feel kind of one.

413
00:20:44,960 --> 00:20:46,480
Oh, there's still one on my arm.

414
00:20:46,480 --> 00:20:47,839
Still one on your arm

415
00:20:48,559 --> 00:20:51,119
and then just the suction of the earth around it.

416
00:20:51,119 --> 00:20:54,639
Okay, I am going to use my fire breath

417
00:20:54,639 --> 00:20:56,799
on the one that is standing in front of me

418
00:20:56,799 --> 00:20:58,000
that just popped up.

419
00:20:58,000 --> 00:21:00,160
Sure, perfect, cool.

420
00:21:00,160 --> 00:21:01,039
Do it.

421
00:21:01,039 --> 00:21:03,839
So the mud is all flammable and we're all dead.

422
00:21:04,639 --> 00:21:07,359
Oh shit, speak for yourself.

423
00:21:07,359 --> 00:21:08,960
DC saving throw.

424
00:21:08,960 --> 00:21:12,319
DC of...

425
00:21:13,840 --> 00:21:15,440
She'll let you know when you roll.

426
00:21:15,440 --> 00:21:16,799
Right, yeah, totally.

427
00:21:16,799 --> 00:21:17,840
Let's say 11.

428
00:21:18,559 --> 00:21:19,200
Dexterity?

429
00:21:19,200 --> 00:21:19,700
Yeah.

430
00:21:21,600 --> 00:21:23,039
That's going to be a 19.

431
00:21:23,039 --> 00:21:24,240
Oh my God, okay.

432
00:21:24,240 --> 00:21:27,039
Well, then it's still going to take...

433
00:21:27,039 --> 00:21:29,360
It's nine, so it takes half, so four.

434
00:21:30,319 --> 00:21:33,200
Oh, these little baby characters, oh boy.

435
00:21:34,160 --> 00:21:36,720
So you look up and this is going to be the first time

436
00:21:36,720 --> 00:21:39,279
that anybody has seen your fire breath.

437
00:21:39,279 --> 00:21:41,360
So describe to me what your fire breath looks like

438
00:21:41,360 --> 00:21:43,120
as you aim towards this mud creature.

439
00:21:43,120 --> 00:21:45,759
Okay, well, I think...

440
00:21:46,720 --> 00:21:49,839
So it is because of my brass ancestry,

441
00:21:49,839 --> 00:21:53,440
that's why I have fire as my breath weapon.

442
00:21:53,440 --> 00:21:56,720
So I think it would have that kind of tone to it,

443
00:21:56,720 --> 00:21:59,279
like a ruddy copperish kind of tone

444
00:21:59,279 --> 00:22:01,839
as opposed to like orange or red or blue flame.

445
00:22:01,839 --> 00:22:02,880
A copper tone?

446
00:22:03,280 --> 00:22:07,440
Don't get burned.

447
00:22:10,640 --> 00:22:13,680
Yeah, so that's what it looks like.

448
00:22:13,680 --> 00:22:14,800
Can we react to that?

449
00:22:14,800 --> 00:22:17,760
Yeah, I think everybody should make a...

450
00:22:17,760 --> 00:22:18,800
A wowsa check?

451
00:22:19,520 --> 00:22:21,920
Yeah, like a wisdom saving throw.

452
00:22:21,920 --> 00:22:23,680
Like a mind blown?

453
00:22:23,680 --> 00:22:25,840
Yeah, none of you have seen it before.

454
00:22:26,720 --> 00:22:28,000
Well, that's only a five.

455
00:22:28,720 --> 00:22:29,920
It's 11 for me.

456
00:22:29,920 --> 00:22:31,759
Hillip and Moot are fine.

457
00:22:31,759 --> 00:22:35,039
Like you see this, you're wowed by it

458
00:22:35,039 --> 00:22:38,880
and like, oh, I thought she was not a real dragon.

459
00:22:38,880 --> 00:22:39,600
I don't know.

460
00:22:39,600 --> 00:22:41,200
You describe how you want to do it.

461
00:22:41,200 --> 00:22:44,400
But Sully, you are, I'm going to say,

462
00:22:44,400 --> 00:22:46,400
frightened at the moment.

463
00:22:46,400 --> 00:22:47,680
Well, holy shit.

464
00:22:47,680 --> 00:22:48,400
I turn around.

465
00:22:50,720 --> 00:22:52,480
Well, Sully, she's a dragonborn.

466
00:22:52,480 --> 00:22:53,600
What did you expect?

467
00:22:54,320 --> 00:22:55,920
What a fire from a mouth.

468
00:22:55,920 --> 00:22:58,320
It's where all your nice words come from.

469
00:22:58,960 --> 00:22:59,759
Hillip's turn.

470
00:22:59,759 --> 00:23:02,879
If you are, yeah, do you want to try

471
00:23:02,879 --> 00:23:04,480
and like pull your arm out or anything?

472
00:23:05,359 --> 00:23:08,559
Oh yeah, I guess I can move as well as do an attack.

473
00:23:08,559 --> 00:23:12,000
So yes, I will also try to pull my arm out further.

474
00:23:12,559 --> 00:23:14,480
Would I do like a strength check to do that or?

475
00:23:14,480 --> 00:23:15,439
Yeah, yeah.

476
00:23:19,519 --> 00:23:21,439
She actually shoves her arm before you back in.

477
00:23:21,439 --> 00:23:23,439
My rolls tonight are hilarious.

478
00:23:24,159 --> 00:23:25,039
That is an eight.

479
00:23:26,159 --> 00:23:28,079
As you do your flame breath.

480
00:23:28,799 --> 00:23:32,079
You feel like a burst of strength and you kind of pull up.

481
00:23:32,639 --> 00:23:36,079
But in that moment, you feel the force of the mud,

482
00:23:36,079 --> 00:23:37,679
the suction of the mud,

483
00:23:37,679 --> 00:23:40,720
reef your arm back in and you're back up to your shoulder.

484
00:23:40,720 --> 00:23:41,039
Oh no.

485
00:23:41,039 --> 00:23:41,919
Bizzix got you.

486
00:23:43,119 --> 00:23:43,679
Bizzix.

487
00:23:45,279 --> 00:23:47,200
Hillip screams, I haven't saved you.

488
00:23:47,839 --> 00:23:50,720
And he comes running over with his dagger

489
00:23:50,720 --> 00:23:53,439
and he swipes at the one above moot.

490
00:23:54,480 --> 00:23:56,720
And that's going to be an 18.

491
00:23:56,720 --> 00:23:57,919
I want to use your dice.

492
00:23:58,720 --> 00:24:00,079
No, you're going to ruin it.

493
00:24:01,919 --> 00:24:06,000
And that's going to be five piercing damage to that one.

494
00:24:07,279 --> 00:24:11,119
And he is squaring off with this mud creature now.

495
00:24:11,679 --> 00:24:12,399
Back to moot.

496
00:24:13,839 --> 00:24:17,039
All right, so I'm like covered in this mud vomit

497
00:24:18,319 --> 00:24:20,000
is a sentence I thought I would say today.

498
00:24:21,039 --> 00:24:21,839
Yeah, you got it.

499
00:24:23,759 --> 00:24:26,079
It feels like normal mud, but yeah, you're just covered in it.

500
00:24:27,039 --> 00:24:30,879
OK, and is this guy like within reach of me?

501
00:24:31,599 --> 00:24:35,919
Yeah, I mean, he got struck by Hillip.

502
00:24:35,919 --> 00:24:39,599
So he's within like Dagger's reach and he was nearest to you.

503
00:24:39,599 --> 00:24:40,960
So yeah, absolutely.

504
00:24:41,519 --> 00:24:45,919
OK, you're still holding on to Glim at the start of your turn now.

505
00:24:45,919 --> 00:24:47,039
Oh, yeah, I guess I should.

506
00:24:48,559 --> 00:24:54,240
Well, I guess I should probably let go of Glim if I'm going to do some sort of attack,

507
00:24:54,319 --> 00:24:56,160
right, because I can't do both, probably.

508
00:24:58,160 --> 00:24:59,599
Yes, actually, you know what?

509
00:24:59,599 --> 00:25:02,000
I'm going to try and just pull Glim out some more

510
00:25:02,000 --> 00:25:03,920
because I still got my mage hand in effect.

511
00:25:03,920 --> 00:25:06,160
So I got a little added strength going.

512
00:25:06,160 --> 00:25:10,720
OK, so I'll reef a little harder and get the crab clawed to the same.

513
00:25:11,599 --> 00:25:13,680
OK, yes.

514
00:25:13,680 --> 00:25:14,880
So what did we say last time?

515
00:25:16,319 --> 00:25:17,039
Yes.

516
00:25:17,039 --> 00:25:18,400
No, yes, yes, with advantage.

517
00:25:21,839 --> 00:25:23,039
I probably won't need advantage,

518
00:25:23,039 --> 00:25:24,559
but I'll roll just in case I crit.

519
00:25:25,440 --> 00:25:26,480
No, but it was a 19.

520
00:25:27,200 --> 00:25:32,399
You give one hard pull and Glim, you both of you here,

521
00:25:33,119 --> 00:25:37,599
like a loud suction pop as Glim you see in front of you,

522
00:25:37,599 --> 00:25:40,159
claws scrambling up from this mud.

523
00:25:40,720 --> 00:25:44,240
And another one of these creatures begin to lift itself from the mud.

524
00:25:44,240 --> 00:25:45,920
But you have pulled Glim free.

525
00:25:45,920 --> 00:25:49,599
So Glim, you're now prone, but you are free from the mud at the moment.

526
00:25:49,600 --> 00:25:53,120
And maybe I'll like do a little action roll to the side

527
00:25:53,120 --> 00:25:55,600
so I'm like not right in front of one of these things.

528
00:25:56,560 --> 00:25:59,680
Yeah, he's engaged in combat with Hylip.

529
00:25:59,680 --> 00:26:00,880
So yeah, we can say you could do that.

530
00:26:00,880 --> 00:26:03,200
Yeah. I mean, I'm already muddy.

531
00:26:03,200 --> 00:26:04,160
I might as well go for it.

532
00:26:04,720 --> 00:26:05,920
Sure. Sounds good.

533
00:26:05,920 --> 00:26:06,640
Thanks, Moot.

534
00:26:07,840 --> 00:26:08,480
I got you.

535
00:26:09,440 --> 00:26:12,640
It is the creature's turns.

536
00:26:12,640 --> 00:26:16,480
The first one attacks Hylip.

537
00:26:17,440 --> 00:26:21,360
And that's going to be a 16 with its fists.

538
00:26:21,920 --> 00:26:25,120
And he is going to take two bludgeoning damage.

539
00:26:25,120 --> 00:26:29,200
He's picturing this little like little boxer little bat.

540
00:26:29,200 --> 00:26:30,480
Oh, yeah. You want a piece of me?

541
00:26:30,480 --> 00:26:30,980
Totally.

542
00:26:32,480 --> 00:26:35,200
The one that got blasted by the flame breath,

543
00:26:35,200 --> 00:26:40,720
it shrieked in the moment, but then turns back to Sully and zips over really fast.

544
00:26:41,360 --> 00:26:43,680
And probably with advantage.

545
00:26:43,680 --> 00:26:46,160
You need to, why?

546
00:26:46,160 --> 00:26:49,360
Well, because I can't look anywhere in Glim's direction.

547
00:26:49,360 --> 00:26:50,080
Oh, right. You turned.

548
00:26:50,080 --> 00:26:52,880
So yeah, because I'm frightened.

549
00:26:52,880 --> 00:26:55,360
Make a dexterity saving throw with a disadvantage.

550
00:26:57,200 --> 00:26:59,440
Oh, but it was a 19.

551
00:26:59,440 --> 00:27:01,440
Sorry, the next one's going to be even better.

552
00:27:01,440 --> 00:27:02,320
No, it's a 10.

553
00:27:03,360 --> 00:27:04,960
Tried to will it into existence.

554
00:27:04,960 --> 00:27:06,000
Tried to make it a 20.

555
00:27:06,000 --> 00:27:09,279
It's a 17. I've got crazy dex.

556
00:27:09,279 --> 00:27:12,400
So you two get belched, this mud over,

557
00:27:12,400 --> 00:27:14,960
you feel it just kind of drenched your back.

558
00:27:14,960 --> 00:27:19,360
I go like I would and like Amy would.

559
00:27:19,360 --> 00:27:20,559
Not me, Glim, not me.

560
00:27:22,640 --> 00:27:25,440
And the other one pulls itself off out of the mud

561
00:27:25,440 --> 00:27:29,920
and swings its fists at you, Glim, and critically fails.

562
00:27:29,920 --> 00:27:34,880
So it actually falls to the ground and kind of gets sucked back in and absorbed.

563
00:27:34,880 --> 00:27:36,960
No, that's actually an advantage for it.

564
00:27:36,960 --> 00:27:37,840
So I'm not going to do that.

565
00:27:38,400 --> 00:27:39,759
It just looks like a real dork.

566
00:27:39,759 --> 00:27:40,880
Does it knock her loose?

567
00:27:40,880 --> 00:27:42,319
Pulls up and then it's like.

568
00:27:42,319 --> 00:27:43,759
Well, she's already loose.

569
00:27:43,759 --> 00:27:48,079
But it like it becomes running, scrambling at you.

570
00:27:48,079 --> 00:27:49,839
And I'm going to say it hits your shield

571
00:27:51,200 --> 00:27:56,079
and is going to take two bludgeoning damage on the impact on your shield.

572
00:27:58,400 --> 00:27:59,200
Suck on that.

573
00:28:00,879 --> 00:28:01,279
Sully.

574
00:28:01,920 --> 00:28:03,119
Can I make a wisdom?

575
00:28:04,079 --> 00:28:05,279
Yeah, at the end of your turn.

576
00:28:05,279 --> 00:28:08,799
So you have to use your full movement to run away from the creature.

577
00:28:10,000 --> 00:28:10,640
Okay.

578
00:28:10,640 --> 00:28:11,359
Which is Glim.

579
00:28:12,000 --> 00:28:13,840
I ran 25 feet from Glim.

580
00:28:13,840 --> 00:28:17,120
Which will fire the method to be able to hit you.

581
00:28:18,080 --> 00:28:19,600
That's going to be a 17.

582
00:28:20,480 --> 00:28:20,800
Okay.

583
00:28:22,880 --> 00:28:24,640
You're going to take two bludgeoning damage

584
00:28:24,640 --> 00:28:27,280
as it swings at you with its fists as you run away.

585
00:28:27,280 --> 00:28:27,920
Ow!

586
00:28:27,920 --> 00:28:30,400
So now are you running further into the clearing?

587
00:28:30,400 --> 00:28:33,520
I guess kind of around the edge or are you running into the trees?

588
00:28:33,520 --> 00:28:36,480
I'm doing the gauntlet.

589
00:28:36,480 --> 00:28:39,040
Okay, so you're 30 feet away from where you were.

590
00:28:39,759 --> 00:28:41,680
And now you can make your wisdom saving throw.

591
00:28:45,440 --> 00:28:46,079
17!

592
00:28:46,079 --> 00:28:46,720
Yay!

593
00:28:46,720 --> 00:28:48,319
So you are no longer frightened.

594
00:28:48,319 --> 00:28:49,440
Now can I have an action?

595
00:28:49,440 --> 00:28:49,940
No.

596
00:28:50,399 --> 00:28:51,920
It is at the end of your turn.

597
00:28:51,920 --> 00:28:52,480
Yeah.

598
00:28:52,480 --> 00:28:52,980
Suck.

599
00:28:53,759 --> 00:28:54,259
Glim.

600
00:28:54,799 --> 00:28:58,319
You see Sully run screaming, waving mud behind him.

601
00:28:59,920 --> 00:29:06,399
And this thing just hit your shield and bounced off and is now behind you.

602
00:29:06,399 --> 00:29:08,319
Okay, well I'm going to stand up.

603
00:29:09,039 --> 00:29:10,079
So that's half your movement.

604
00:29:10,079 --> 00:29:11,839
Okay, that's okay because it's right there, right?

605
00:29:12,480 --> 00:29:13,039
Yeah.

606
00:29:13,039 --> 00:29:13,839
Dope.

607
00:29:13,839 --> 00:29:18,399
I am going to hit it with that vicious looking war pick.

608
00:29:20,240 --> 00:29:20,799
You got it.

609
00:29:20,799 --> 00:29:22,159
To see the war pick in action.

610
00:29:22,159 --> 00:29:23,200
Do we though?

611
00:29:23,200 --> 00:29:24,240
Because it's an 11.

612
00:29:25,200 --> 00:29:26,559
You show it, do it.

613
00:29:28,079 --> 00:29:29,359
Look at what I have.

614
00:29:29,359 --> 00:29:32,559
So war pick we said that has the pick at the end

615
00:29:32,559 --> 00:29:33,839
and then what does the other end look like?

616
00:29:34,399 --> 00:29:36,240
No, it is just one end.

617
00:29:36,240 --> 00:29:38,000
It's like a pickaxe basically.

618
00:29:40,000 --> 00:29:41,759
Oh right, buddy, yeah.

619
00:29:41,759 --> 00:29:47,200
So it's just like, it's just the shaft and then a pick

620
00:29:47,200 --> 00:29:50,159
and then sort of like a block at the other end.

621
00:29:51,200 --> 00:29:52,240
Right, okay cool.

622
00:29:52,240 --> 00:29:56,240
Did you ever say anything remotely sexual without like an innuendo pause?

623
00:29:56,240 --> 00:29:56,720
Every time.

624
00:29:57,519 --> 00:29:58,159
So you...

625
00:29:58,159 --> 00:30:01,680
Also this dice, it's going back in my bag, fuck this dice.

626
00:30:01,680 --> 00:30:02,639
It's the worst.

627
00:30:02,639 --> 00:30:03,759
Do you have it like on your back?

628
00:30:04,559 --> 00:30:06,639
Like where it is originally?

629
00:30:06,640 --> 00:30:08,400
I think I would have had it out

630
00:30:08,400 --> 00:30:11,440
because we were like chasing a bad guy through the woods, so.

631
00:30:11,440 --> 00:30:12,000
Sure.

632
00:30:12,000 --> 00:30:13,520
Yeah, you pick it up and you stand up

633
00:30:13,520 --> 00:30:16,320
and you swing down and strike this thing square in the head,

634
00:30:16,960 --> 00:30:17,840
roll for damage.

635
00:30:17,840 --> 00:30:18,320
Sure.

636
00:30:18,320 --> 00:30:20,000
Oh, I actually hit it.

637
00:30:20,000 --> 00:30:20,640
Yeah, you did.

638
00:30:20,640 --> 00:30:21,200
Oh, fuck.

639
00:30:21,840 --> 00:30:22,480
Thought for sure.

640
00:30:22,480 --> 00:30:23,680
And it was a lot of lead up for success.

641
00:30:23,680 --> 00:30:25,360
We are very surprised.

642
00:30:26,560 --> 00:30:28,720
I was just trying to get the description down, you know.

643
00:30:29,759 --> 00:30:31,120
See, I don't even have my dice ready.

644
00:30:31,120 --> 00:30:33,600
I shunned that other dice.

645
00:30:34,160 --> 00:30:34,960
That's what mattered.

646
00:30:35,920 --> 00:30:36,160
Yeah.

647
00:30:37,279 --> 00:30:38,640
15 damage.

648
00:30:40,240 --> 00:30:40,640
What?

649
00:30:40,640 --> 00:30:41,279
What?

650
00:30:41,279 --> 00:30:42,480
Yeah, because it's two.

651
00:30:42,480 --> 00:30:43,600
What do you roll for damage?

652
00:30:43,600 --> 00:30:44,319
I'm a liar.

653
00:30:44,319 --> 00:30:45,279
I'm a liar.

654
00:30:45,279 --> 00:30:46,000
I'm a liar.

655
00:30:46,799 --> 00:30:48,559
That's Nulara's character sheet.

656
00:30:48,559 --> 00:30:49,279
No, it's not.

657
00:30:50,000 --> 00:30:51,920
It still is 12.

658
00:30:52,559 --> 00:30:54,160
Oh, 12 is good.

659
00:30:54,160 --> 00:30:55,600
It's 1d8 plus five.

660
00:30:55,600 --> 00:30:57,759
I rolled 2d8 plus five.

661
00:30:57,759 --> 00:30:58,880
I kept the higher one.

662
00:30:58,880 --> 00:31:00,240
I can reroll it if you want.

663
00:31:00,240 --> 00:31:01,039
That's awesome.

664
00:31:01,039 --> 00:31:02,400
No, no, you're good.

665
00:31:03,200 --> 00:31:05,440
Tell me how you kill this mud creature.

666
00:31:06,800 --> 00:31:07,680
How big are they?

667
00:31:09,840 --> 00:31:11,360
Quite literally the size of a bat.

668
00:31:11,360 --> 00:31:12,400
Maybe a little bit bigger.

669
00:31:12,400 --> 00:31:16,960
Okay, then I think I literally probably pierce through it into the ground

670
00:31:16,960 --> 00:31:21,040
because I'm big and this thing is like a big pickaxe.

671
00:31:22,960 --> 00:31:28,000
Your axe strikes into it and it explodes with a burst of sticky mud.

672
00:31:28,000 --> 00:31:29,440
Make a dexterity saving throw.

673
00:31:30,160 --> 00:31:31,519
Well, I have great dex.

674
00:31:33,120 --> 00:31:34,000
Eight.

675
00:31:37,840 --> 00:31:42,640
You get covered in it and you feel like you are restrained

676
00:31:42,640 --> 00:31:44,000
as you try to lift your feet.

677
00:31:44,000 --> 00:31:48,240
You can't move and you can make that saving throw

678
00:31:49,040 --> 00:31:52,800
that you are restrained until your next turn.

679
00:31:56,240 --> 00:32:01,200
Sully, so you're now about 40, 50 feet away.

680
00:32:01,200 --> 00:32:02,559
Right, because I ran.

681
00:32:02,559 --> 00:32:04,319
You went back, you're 60 feet away.

682
00:32:04,319 --> 00:32:04,880
I ran.

683
00:32:05,440 --> 00:32:09,759
I stopped running and I turned around real embarrassed

684
00:32:09,759 --> 00:32:12,000
and I was like there was a bee

685
00:32:15,039 --> 00:32:17,360
and I take, I still have my short bow,

686
00:32:17,360 --> 00:32:21,360
so I let loose an arrow at the other one that's in the air.

687
00:32:21,360 --> 00:32:23,440
The one that came towards you and belched over you?

688
00:32:23,440 --> 00:32:23,840
Yeah.

689
00:32:23,840 --> 00:32:24,400
Okay, yep.

690
00:32:28,799 --> 00:32:29,759
25.

691
00:32:29,759 --> 00:32:30,160
Dang.

692
00:32:30,160 --> 00:32:30,660
Wow.

693
00:32:31,440 --> 00:32:33,840
But not that impressive when you know an 11 would hit it.

694
00:32:35,120 --> 00:32:36,000
Well, roll damage.

695
00:32:36,640 --> 00:32:37,440
I will.

696
00:32:37,440 --> 00:32:38,480
Still impressive, Amy.

697
00:32:39,040 --> 00:32:39,680
Thank you.

698
00:32:41,200 --> 00:32:45,840
That's nine damage of the piercing variety, I'm assuming.

699
00:32:45,840 --> 00:32:48,800
You turn it around and nonchAlydintly fire this arrow

700
00:32:48,800 --> 00:32:51,600
into this creature and it is far enough away

701
00:32:51,600 --> 00:32:53,440
that you don't have to make a dexterity saving throw

702
00:32:53,440 --> 00:32:56,160
as it explodes and you see mud go everywhere.

703
00:32:57,200 --> 00:32:58,080
Look at that.

704
00:32:58,080 --> 00:32:59,120
Gross.

705
00:32:59,120 --> 00:32:59,840
You guys okay?

706
00:33:01,120 --> 00:33:03,200
So far so good.

707
00:33:03,200 --> 00:33:04,240
I'm a little muddy.

708
00:33:05,440 --> 00:33:08,160
I walk toward them for my movement, my 25 feet.

709
00:33:08,160 --> 00:33:09,519
I don't know why I gave you a turn.

710
00:33:09,519 --> 00:33:10,720
It's not your turn.

711
00:33:10,720 --> 00:33:12,240
Well, too late.

712
00:33:12,240 --> 00:33:13,519
Too late?

713
00:33:13,519 --> 00:33:14,080
Yep.

714
00:33:14,080 --> 00:33:14,960
I did so good.

715
00:33:16,000 --> 00:33:16,720
Hillop's turn.

716
00:33:17,279 --> 00:33:18,640
If I wasn't having such a bad day,

717
00:33:18,640 --> 00:33:20,480
you would have rewound that on me, wouldn't you?

718
00:33:20,480 --> 00:33:22,080
No, I wouldn't have.

719
00:33:22,080 --> 00:33:23,120
I gave it to you.

720
00:33:23,120 --> 00:33:24,320
I just, I went out of order.

721
00:33:24,320 --> 00:33:27,040
I went the other way instead of down in initiative order.

722
00:33:27,040 --> 00:33:27,600
Who does that?

723
00:33:28,400 --> 00:33:30,160
Hillop's turn and he swings wide

724
00:33:30,160 --> 00:33:34,640
as he sees the first explosion go and hit glim but misses.

725
00:33:36,400 --> 00:33:37,280
Back to Moot.

726
00:33:38,480 --> 00:33:39,760
So there's one of these things left?

727
00:33:41,840 --> 00:33:44,720
Yes, just the one that you and Hillop are fighting.

728
00:33:44,720 --> 00:33:45,220
Okay.

729
00:33:46,480 --> 00:33:48,560
And I'm a little ways away, correct?

730
00:33:48,560 --> 00:33:49,520
Action roll distance?

731
00:33:49,520 --> 00:33:51,040
You did, yeah.

732
00:33:51,040 --> 00:33:53,360
I mean, you could easily get back there.

733
00:33:53,360 --> 00:33:54,560
I don't think you action rolled more than five feet away.

734
00:33:54,560 --> 00:33:55,840
How far did you action roll?

735
00:33:56,800 --> 00:33:58,400
I mean, it depends on the action roll, right?

736
00:33:59,360 --> 00:34:00,000
It could have been real far.

737
00:34:00,000 --> 00:34:01,440
Was there a slight decline?

738
00:34:01,440 --> 00:34:02,880
Action rolled down a hill.

739
00:34:06,320 --> 00:34:07,360
As you wish.

740
00:34:11,039 --> 00:34:16,480
Okay, I will cast Ray of Frost towards this mama jamma.

741
00:34:17,519 --> 00:34:18,000
Sweet.

742
00:34:19,600 --> 00:34:20,880
Wait, Russ said that was sweet.

743
00:34:20,880 --> 00:34:21,519
I don't like that.

744
00:34:23,760 --> 00:34:24,320
Sweet.

745
00:34:24,320 --> 00:34:25,760
What other shit's gonna happen?

746
00:34:26,320 --> 00:34:28,320
What do I have to do or you have to do for that?

747
00:34:28,320 --> 00:34:31,040
I have to roll a ranged attack spell against you.

748
00:34:31,760 --> 00:34:32,160
Do it.

749
00:34:33,920 --> 00:34:38,640
So Moot shoots his hand out towards this other mud creature thing

750
00:34:39,440 --> 00:34:44,160
and a beam of a white blue light kind of streaks

751
00:34:44,160 --> 00:34:46,320
towards the creature and hits it because I rolled a 19.

752
00:34:48,000 --> 00:34:48,800
It does hit it.

753
00:34:48,800 --> 00:34:49,760
Roll damage.

754
00:34:49,760 --> 00:34:50,260
Excellent.

755
00:34:50,260 --> 00:34:55,620
That is six damage.

756
00:34:56,980 --> 00:35:03,380
So from Hillop's view, this thing gets struck by this beam of this white light,

757
00:35:03,380 --> 00:35:10,500
this magical aura, and it begins to freeze from its feet up and spreads out

758
00:35:10,500 --> 00:35:12,260
and then explodes in his face.

759
00:35:13,380 --> 00:35:15,940
But because it's frozen, it's no longer sticky.

760
00:35:15,940 --> 00:35:16,980
It's piercing.

761
00:35:17,700 --> 00:35:18,660
Sorry, Hillop.

762
00:35:18,659 --> 00:35:21,859
So he's got to make a dexterity saving throw, which was a crit one.

763
00:35:22,899 --> 00:35:23,539
Crit one.

764
00:35:24,099 --> 00:35:29,619
So he's going to take two piercing damage to his face.

765
00:35:29,619 --> 00:35:30,579
Remember when you shot him last time?

766
00:35:30,579 --> 00:35:31,059
Not the money.

767
00:35:35,379 --> 00:35:35,619
No.

768
00:35:35,619 --> 00:35:37,859
Why are you sending it to him?

769
00:35:37,859 --> 00:35:38,579
Poor Hillop.

770
00:35:40,099 --> 00:35:40,579
My god!

771
00:35:42,980 --> 00:35:44,179
This hurts so bad.

772
00:35:45,539 --> 00:35:48,259
The mud spikes in my face.

773
00:35:49,539 --> 00:35:50,019
It's fair.

774
00:35:50,019 --> 00:35:50,819
I make my money.

775
00:35:51,460 --> 00:35:52,019
It's the money maker.

776
00:35:52,019 --> 00:35:52,420
That's okay.

777
00:35:52,420 --> 00:35:53,699
People dig scars.

778
00:35:53,699 --> 00:35:54,500
It's fine.

779
00:35:54,500 --> 00:35:55,059
Newsy?

780
00:35:55,059 --> 00:35:55,940
Oh, yeah.

781
00:35:55,940 --> 00:35:57,859
That's not what my portraitist told me.

782
00:35:59,539 --> 00:36:02,579
Had you not mentioned he's this beautiful, beautiful man?

783
00:36:03,379 --> 00:36:05,619
I told you he had a sweet mustache.

784
00:36:05,619 --> 00:36:06,019
You're right.

785
00:36:06,019 --> 00:36:07,619
Five o'clock shadow everywhere else.

786
00:36:09,219 --> 00:36:12,420
I don't think that piercing will affect his mustache.

787
00:36:12,420 --> 00:36:14,099
Did it like slice half of it off?

788
00:36:14,099 --> 00:36:14,420
Yeah.

789
00:36:14,420 --> 00:36:16,259
Feeling it's half of a mustache.

790
00:36:17,220 --> 00:36:19,220
That's never going to grow back the same.

791
00:36:19,220 --> 00:36:19,460
Nope.

792
00:36:20,500 --> 00:36:20,820
No.

793
00:36:20,820 --> 00:36:22,740
It's like you're missing skin below it.

794
00:36:24,500 --> 00:36:25,540
He doesn't know it yet.

795
00:36:27,300 --> 00:36:28,580
And now you're out of combat.

796
00:36:29,620 --> 00:36:32,020
And Hillop is grasping his face.

797
00:36:32,660 --> 00:36:35,620
Glim, you managed to become unstuck.

798
00:36:37,140 --> 00:36:38,420
I saunter over to them.

799
00:36:38,420 --> 00:36:39,620
Well, that was crazy.

800
00:36:40,820 --> 00:36:43,540
Hey, you got fire in yourself.

801
00:36:43,540 --> 00:36:44,340
Yeah, I'm sorry.

802
00:36:44,420 --> 00:36:47,460
I guess I should have warned you or told you.

803
00:36:47,460 --> 00:36:49,220
It's just where I'm from.

804
00:36:49,220 --> 00:36:52,260
Everyone kind of can do something like that.

805
00:36:52,260 --> 00:36:54,100
I didn't realize I should have warned you.

806
00:36:54,100 --> 00:36:56,100
But I'm sorry if I frightened you.

807
00:36:56,980 --> 00:36:57,539
Frightened?

808
00:36:57,539 --> 00:36:58,260
I was frightened.

809
00:36:58,260 --> 00:36:58,820
There was a bee.

810
00:36:59,539 --> 00:37:00,180
Oh, OK.

811
00:37:00,740 --> 00:37:02,260
I mean, we have seen a lot of those,

812
00:37:02,260 --> 00:37:04,900
so that seems like a very logical explanation.

813
00:37:05,940 --> 00:37:08,820
Moot writes a note in his notepad that says,

814
00:37:08,820 --> 00:37:10,100
Sully afraid of fire?

815
00:37:10,100 --> 00:37:10,740
Question mark.

816
00:37:14,180 --> 00:37:15,460
You're going to have all the dirt on us

817
00:37:15,460 --> 00:37:17,780
and then you're just going to write a tell-all at the end.

818
00:37:20,100 --> 00:37:22,900
Are you keeping an actual notebook of what he keeps?

819
00:37:22,900 --> 00:37:23,460
Of the things in your notebook?

820
00:37:23,460 --> 00:37:24,980
I'm doing my best to.

821
00:37:24,980 --> 00:37:25,780
OK, that's good.

822
00:37:27,780 --> 00:37:29,539
So what verse or sings the things

823
00:37:29,539 --> 00:37:31,300
that with the muddy and the flappy and the.

824
00:37:32,980 --> 00:37:34,660
Well, if I'm not mistaken,

825
00:37:35,219 --> 00:37:40,980
I think those are the the the natural predator,

826
00:37:40,980 --> 00:37:41,779
the dirt bat.

827
00:37:43,859 --> 00:37:45,139
So it's the dirt bat.

828
00:37:45,139 --> 00:37:47,460
You know this because of the landscaping.

829
00:37:48,099 --> 00:37:48,819
Oh, yeah.

830
00:37:48,819 --> 00:37:53,379
Sometimes we we found dirt bat mounds.

831
00:37:53,379 --> 00:37:55,219
Oh, so it's not like a nest.

832
00:37:55,219 --> 00:37:55,940
It's a mound.

833
00:37:56,819 --> 00:37:59,460
Yeah, and they, you know,

834
00:37:59,460 --> 00:38:04,420
sometimes when a place is is cleared artificially,

835
00:38:04,659 --> 00:38:08,500
like we see here, sometimes the dirt,

836
00:38:08,500 --> 00:38:12,659
the dirt bats will come and try to make mounds

837
00:38:12,659 --> 00:38:15,059
and their homes and they they will.

838
00:38:15,059 --> 00:38:16,819
They're very territorial.

839
00:38:17,379 --> 00:38:18,179
Deception check.

840
00:38:25,219 --> 00:38:27,139
No one believes a single thing she's saying.

841
00:38:27,779 --> 00:38:29,779
Even Hillup starts to believe you,

842
00:38:29,779 --> 00:38:31,059
but then as you keep going,

843
00:38:31,059 --> 00:38:33,059
he's like my details get fuzzy.

844
00:38:33,059 --> 00:38:35,460
He leans into he leans into mood

845
00:38:35,460 --> 00:38:38,820
and he's like, I think he's blowing the smoke up our butts

846
00:38:38,820 --> 00:38:40,980
for someone who's afraid of fire.

847
00:38:40,980 --> 00:38:43,299
Yes, he's blowing a lot of smoke right now.

848
00:38:43,299 --> 00:38:44,420
So much smoke.

849
00:38:44,420 --> 00:38:47,299
And so the territorial and I'm not surprised

850
00:38:47,299 --> 00:38:50,659
that we had a bit of a kerfuffle with them.

851
00:38:50,659 --> 00:38:52,259
Thank you so much, Sully,

852
00:38:52,259 --> 00:38:54,420
for all of that really good information.

853
00:38:55,460 --> 00:38:56,500
A lot of knowledge there.

854
00:38:57,219 --> 00:39:02,179
I feel like we've kind of lost the bad guy here.

855
00:39:02,179 --> 00:39:03,219
What do you guys think?

856
00:39:03,940 --> 00:39:06,419
Yeah, I think we were not chasing the bats.

857
00:39:06,419 --> 00:39:08,500
We were chasing a man, a human man,

858
00:39:08,500 --> 00:39:12,179
or something very similar with with the boots and the clothes.

859
00:39:12,179 --> 00:39:13,139
Yeah, the fur.

860
00:39:13,619 --> 00:39:18,419
So maybe should we keep trying to find him

861
00:39:18,419 --> 00:39:21,219
or should we go back and see what's in that treasure chest?

862
00:39:21,219 --> 00:39:22,980
Because he's probably going to come back for it.

863
00:39:23,699 --> 00:39:24,419
Oh, yeah.

864
00:39:24,419 --> 00:39:26,899
Maybe we go back and see if it's in the treasure chest.

865
00:39:26,899 --> 00:39:28,739
I would love to see what's in that treasure chest.

866
00:39:29,700 --> 00:39:33,620
Yeah, I guess we don't really know where he went from from here on out.

867
00:39:33,620 --> 00:39:35,140
So we might as well go back.

868
00:39:35,140 --> 00:39:38,580
And if he kept running, I mean, he could be who knows how far away.

869
00:39:38,580 --> 00:39:40,900
Or maybe he looped around and he's back there now.

870
00:39:40,900 --> 00:39:41,620
Exactly.

871
00:39:52,100 --> 00:39:53,860
Welcome back to the middle.

872
00:39:53,860 --> 00:39:55,700
Nobody else jumped in.

873
00:39:55,700 --> 00:39:56,580
It's me again.

874
00:39:56,580 --> 00:39:58,660
If we just wait long enough, Russ will do it.

875
00:39:59,059 --> 00:40:00,099
I didn't want to do it.

876
00:40:00,659 --> 00:40:03,460
And then because like I'm just an extension of Russ over here.

877
00:40:03,460 --> 00:40:06,179
I was like, Tom or Carla might want their voice in there.

878
00:40:06,179 --> 00:40:08,339
We both just froze looking at each other.

879
00:40:08,339 --> 00:40:10,019
Like, are you going to or should I?

880
00:40:10,019 --> 00:40:10,739
Do you?

881
00:40:10,739 --> 00:40:18,339
No, it's often better if both of you jump on, you know, just jump on top.

882
00:40:18,339 --> 00:40:21,379
And then, you know, like the song jump on it, jump on it.

883
00:40:21,379 --> 00:40:22,420
Is that what that song is about?

884
00:40:23,059 --> 00:40:24,099
Absolutely.

885
00:40:24,099 --> 00:40:26,739
You know what else you should jump on this contest that we have

886
00:40:26,740 --> 00:40:29,220
that's only on for the next three days?

887
00:40:29,220 --> 00:40:29,940
See that segue?

888
00:40:29,940 --> 00:40:31,540
That was amazing.

889
00:40:31,540 --> 00:40:34,900
You really should do those segues more often.

890
00:40:34,900 --> 00:40:37,460
But you can win a copy of the Ghost Assault March.

891
00:40:37,460 --> 00:40:42,020
All you got to do is share the post for this episode over on Facebook.

892
00:40:42,660 --> 00:40:45,220
It's linked down in the description or on Twitter.

893
00:40:45,860 --> 00:40:48,660
Share this episode or any episode that you're like, yeah,

894
00:40:48,660 --> 00:40:52,980
I love that episode using the dumb dragon cast hashtag.

895
00:40:52,980 --> 00:40:57,380
And then on August 31st, after that day is over.

896
00:40:57,380 --> 00:40:59,380
So on September 1st, let's say.

897
00:41:00,420 --> 00:41:03,219
So on September 1st, as that day begins,

898
00:41:03,940 --> 00:41:06,579
we will announce the winner of that contest.

899
00:41:07,219 --> 00:41:09,860
Just so no one thinks Russ is going to stay up till midnight

900
00:41:09,860 --> 00:41:11,219
to stay up to award a winner.

901
00:41:11,219 --> 00:41:11,780
He will not.

902
00:41:11,780 --> 00:41:13,780
He will do it in the morning of September 1st.

903
00:41:14,579 --> 00:41:16,740
I mean, all the names are still going to be there.

904
00:41:16,740 --> 00:41:18,260
It's still going to make sense.

905
00:41:18,260 --> 00:41:18,820
It'll be fine.

906
00:41:18,820 --> 00:41:21,940
But enter and hopefully it'll be you because Ghost Assault March.

907
00:41:21,940 --> 00:41:22,500
Dope.

908
00:41:22,500 --> 00:41:22,900
Pirates.

909
00:41:24,340 --> 00:41:25,300
Pirates.

910
00:41:25,300 --> 00:41:28,019
And September 1st is a pretty cool day as well.

911
00:41:28,659 --> 00:41:30,980
Not only because we're giving away that sweet book,

912
00:41:30,980 --> 00:41:35,059
but because we are launching some new Patreon tiers

913
00:41:35,059 --> 00:41:37,059
and we'll have a little episode coming out,

914
00:41:37,059 --> 00:41:38,099
running down everything.

915
00:41:38,099 --> 00:41:40,500
But we're just going to give you a little sneak a peek

916
00:41:41,139 --> 00:41:44,019
at some cool stuff that we've got coming up in that.

917
00:41:44,900 --> 00:41:47,219
We've got a new show starting in January.

918
00:41:47,219 --> 00:41:47,940
What?

919
00:41:47,940 --> 00:41:48,659
Yeah.

920
00:41:48,659 --> 00:41:50,739
Did anybody tell you guys about that?

921
00:41:50,739 --> 00:41:51,619
First time hearing about it.

922
00:41:51,619 --> 00:41:52,420
I didn't know that.

923
00:41:52,420 --> 00:41:52,819
Yeah.

924
00:41:52,819 --> 00:41:53,380
Perfect.

925
00:41:53,380 --> 00:41:55,619
So we have a new show starting in January.

926
00:41:55,619 --> 00:41:57,380
It's called Facing Fate.

927
00:41:57,380 --> 00:42:02,980
Some of our current patrons have heard the first half of the first season.

928
00:42:02,980 --> 00:42:06,659
But we're going to be rolling that out with all new original music,

929
00:42:06,659 --> 00:42:08,980
all the new artwork, all the new stuff,

930
00:42:08,980 --> 00:42:12,819
redone, all good with new episodes going along with that

931
00:42:12,819 --> 00:42:16,579
exclusively for patrons as part of this new rollout.

932
00:42:17,219 --> 00:42:18,579
It's going to be baller.

933
00:42:18,579 --> 00:42:21,299
Plus some extra bonus monthly episodes.

934
00:42:21,300 --> 00:42:24,420
One of which Tom runs ongoing.

935
00:42:24,420 --> 00:42:24,740
Yeah.

936
00:42:24,740 --> 00:42:30,340
The Adventures of and it's Russ, Amy and Carla playing completely different characters.

937
00:42:30,340 --> 00:42:30,980
So different.

938
00:42:30,980 --> 00:42:31,700
So fun.

939
00:42:31,700 --> 00:42:35,300
And then also we're going to have extra extra bonus monthly stuff.

940
00:42:36,340 --> 00:42:36,820
You know what?

941
00:42:36,820 --> 00:42:39,620
I think we're going to be releasing like a thousand episodes a month.

942
00:42:40,580 --> 00:42:41,620
That sounds about right.

943
00:42:41,620 --> 00:42:42,740
Oh my goodness.

944
00:42:42,740 --> 00:42:45,140
It's probably a little bit too much of us.

945
00:42:46,180 --> 00:42:46,740
Maybe.

946
00:42:46,740 --> 00:42:49,620
Like I said last time they should buckle in.

947
00:42:49,859 --> 00:42:51,619
I'm going to tell you like strap in.

948
00:42:52,259 --> 00:42:53,299
That's all I'm saying.

949
00:42:53,299 --> 00:42:55,460
All kinds of good stuff coming.

950
00:42:55,460 --> 00:42:59,619
So keep an eye on Patreon.com slash dumb dragon cast on September 1st.

951
00:42:59,619 --> 00:43:03,380
And in your feed there'll be a there's going to be a little shorty episode coming out

952
00:43:03,380 --> 00:43:06,579
explaining everything that we're doing differently.

953
00:43:06,579 --> 00:43:08,179
So thank you for listening.

954
00:43:08,179 --> 00:43:09,699
We'll get you back to the episode.

955
00:43:09,699 --> 00:43:12,420
Here's some cool promos of some cool stuff that we're going to be doing.

956
00:43:12,420 --> 00:43:13,139
So cool.

957
00:43:13,139 --> 00:43:13,619
So cool.

958
00:43:13,619 --> 00:43:19,619
Hey there, we're DM to GM.

959
00:43:19,619 --> 00:43:22,659
I'm your DM from Dumbgeons and Dragons, Russ More.

960
00:43:22,659 --> 00:43:25,940
And I'm your GM from The End of Time and Other Bothers, Sean Haller.

961
00:43:25,940 --> 00:43:32,099
And what we do here at DM to GM is we answer your questions to help you feel more comfortable

962
00:43:32,099 --> 00:43:33,699
playing the games you want to play.

963
00:43:33,699 --> 00:43:35,779
And what questions would those be, Russ?

964
00:43:35,779 --> 00:43:38,420
They are what game genre would you like to run?

965
00:43:38,420 --> 00:43:41,779
What system are you familiar with or are you looking to use?

966
00:43:41,780 --> 00:43:46,900
And finally, what hurdle is stopping you from running the game that you want to run?

967
00:43:46,900 --> 00:43:49,620
And we don't always agree, but nine times out of 10,

968
00:43:49,620 --> 00:43:51,460
I think we're pretty much on the same page.

969
00:43:51,460 --> 00:43:53,140
I like mazes, Sean doesn't.

970
00:43:53,140 --> 00:43:53,940
It's a big thing.

971
00:43:53,940 --> 00:43:55,300
Don't worry about it.

972
00:43:55,300 --> 00:43:58,340
Aside from the maze thing, we want to share our real experiences,

973
00:43:58,340 --> 00:44:02,980
what we've learned, what's been helpful so that other people can get going.

974
00:44:02,980 --> 00:44:05,220
Because a lot of these hurdles are just in their head.

975
00:44:05,220 --> 00:44:08,500
So all you got to do is send us the answer to those questions

976
00:44:08,579 --> 00:44:12,900
to dm2gmcast at gmail.com.

977
00:44:12,900 --> 00:44:15,940
And we will do our best to answer them.

978
00:44:15,940 --> 00:44:17,380
And then listen to us.

979
00:44:17,380 --> 00:44:18,900
Where do they listen to us, Sean?

980
00:44:18,900 --> 00:44:22,420
They can listen to us anywhere they can find podcasts.

981
00:44:22,420 --> 00:44:25,059
Just search for DM to GM.

982
00:44:25,059 --> 00:44:29,460
Send us your questions, dm2gmcast at gmail.com.

983
00:44:29,460 --> 00:44:35,219
Then listen every other Friday wherever you download podcasts or visit dm2gm.com.

984
00:44:35,219 --> 00:44:36,500
DM to GM.

985
00:44:36,500 --> 00:44:37,780
Get your game started.

986
00:44:38,500 --> 00:44:46,900
As you turn to look at which way to go, you are uncertain.

987
00:44:46,900 --> 00:44:49,619
Everybody make a survival check at disadvantage.

988
00:44:51,059 --> 00:44:52,659
Disadvantage.

989
00:44:52,659 --> 00:44:53,460
Oh, man.

990
00:44:53,460 --> 00:44:55,059
So that was a 19.

991
00:44:55,059 --> 00:44:55,619
That's a 7.

992
00:44:55,619 --> 00:44:57,219
Oh, now it's a 16.

993
00:44:57,219 --> 00:44:58,099
And that has a 14.

994
00:44:58,099 --> 00:44:59,619
I have a 13 and a 12.

995
00:44:59,619 --> 00:45:00,900
That was respectable.

996
00:45:00,900 --> 00:45:01,380
That's good.

997
00:45:02,420 --> 00:45:06,179
Gleam and moot, you're fairly certain about which way to go,

998
00:45:06,179 --> 00:45:09,299
the way that you had come into this clearing.

999
00:45:09,299 --> 00:45:13,859
Sully and Hillop begin walking another direction thinking that they know which way to go.

1000
00:45:15,059 --> 00:45:16,899
Guys, I'm pretty sure it's this way.

1001
00:45:17,619 --> 00:45:20,500
Like I seem to think that it's this way, too.

1002
00:45:20,500 --> 00:45:24,739
Yeah, you notice like remember how I came through and I kind of knocked over all the

1003
00:45:24,739 --> 00:45:28,259
brush and it's definitely a wider path kind of going this way.

1004
00:45:30,259 --> 00:45:30,899
Right.

1005
00:45:30,899 --> 00:45:31,379
Yeah.

1006
00:45:31,379 --> 00:45:32,259
Well, that makes sense.

1007
00:45:32,259 --> 00:45:32,739
Sure.

1008
00:45:32,739 --> 00:45:33,219
Sure.

1009
00:45:33,219 --> 00:45:34,899
I was just looking at the foliage.

1010
00:45:35,380 --> 00:45:36,180
Oh, OK.

1011
00:45:36,180 --> 00:45:36,500
Yeah.

1012
00:45:36,500 --> 00:45:38,980
No, I mean, it kind of looks like it's open over there.

1013
00:45:38,980 --> 00:45:39,380
But OK.

1014
00:45:39,380 --> 00:45:40,180
Yeah, we follow you.

1015
00:45:40,180 --> 00:45:40,900
We follow you.

1016
00:45:41,700 --> 00:45:41,940
OK.

1017
00:45:42,900 --> 00:45:45,460
Seems like there's still very topsy-turvy in here.

1018
00:45:46,019 --> 00:45:47,539
Does seem like that.

1019
00:45:47,539 --> 00:45:48,420
Then it's haunted.

1020
00:45:49,059 --> 00:45:49,220
I mean-

1021
00:45:49,220 --> 00:45:50,740
Why do you keep saying things like that?

1022
00:45:51,860 --> 00:45:52,180
It's very scary.

1023
00:45:52,180 --> 00:45:54,980
Hillop, you're the one that brought us into the spooky haunted forest.

1024
00:45:54,980 --> 00:45:55,460
That's true.

1025
00:45:55,460 --> 00:45:56,579
This is all your fault, man.

1026
00:45:56,579 --> 00:45:58,099
I thought there was going to be some money.

1027
00:45:58,099 --> 00:45:59,539
Well, there still might be.

1028
00:46:01,300 --> 00:46:01,940
Let's not lose hope.

1029
00:46:01,940 --> 00:46:03,700
You can buy yourself a new half a mustache.

1030
00:46:04,340 --> 00:46:04,579
What?

1031
00:46:04,579 --> 00:46:05,779
What's wrong with my mustache?

1032
00:46:05,779 --> 00:46:06,500
Onward!

1033
00:46:07,059 --> 00:46:10,579
As Moot is making like the don't mention it sign.

1034
00:46:10,579 --> 00:46:12,179
Something's wrong with my mustache?

1035
00:46:13,860 --> 00:46:15,460
Let's head back to that treasure chest.

1036
00:46:16,019 --> 00:46:16,579
Hillop realizes-

1037
00:46:16,579 --> 00:46:18,500
Montage of us walking back.

1038
00:46:18,500 --> 00:46:22,420
No, you make it back just fine out the way you came

1039
00:46:22,420 --> 00:46:24,980
and back to the base of the staircase,

1040
00:46:24,980 --> 00:46:28,340
which appears untouched since the last time that you were there.

1041
00:46:30,739 --> 00:46:32,340
So really, like, how bad is it?

1042
00:46:32,340 --> 00:46:34,259
I can feel that there's a piece missing.

1043
00:46:35,299 --> 00:46:37,460
It's just a really small piece.

1044
00:46:38,420 --> 00:46:40,420
You get yourself a little bit of beaver fur.

1045
00:46:41,380 --> 00:46:42,500
It's a beaver fur.

1046
00:46:42,500 --> 00:46:43,139
It's a-

1047
00:46:43,139 --> 00:46:44,019
Glue it on.

1048
00:46:44,019 --> 00:46:45,940
Same texture as the regular?

1049
00:46:45,940 --> 00:46:46,579
Yeah.

1050
00:46:46,579 --> 00:46:47,380
No one will know.

1051
00:46:48,099 --> 00:46:48,900
What's everybody doing?

1052
00:46:53,619 --> 00:46:54,900
I'm skipping up these stairs.

1053
00:46:56,340 --> 00:46:57,539
Sully wants to get paid.

1054
00:46:58,500 --> 00:47:00,099
Sully came for the treasure.

1055
00:47:00,099 --> 00:47:00,599
Sure.

1056
00:47:00,759 --> 00:47:07,079
Are we able to roll any sort of check to see if there's any sort of visible

1057
00:47:07,960 --> 00:47:11,639
markings on this chest or the surrounding like feet around it?

1058
00:47:13,799 --> 00:47:14,199
Yes.

1059
00:47:15,799 --> 00:47:19,319
You bound up the stairs before anything else happens.

1060
00:47:19,880 --> 00:47:20,679
You've already said it.

1061
00:47:20,679 --> 00:47:22,039
I probably do, yeah.

1062
00:47:22,039 --> 00:47:25,480
So as Sully begins bounding up the stairs,

1063
00:47:25,480 --> 00:47:28,920
Moot, you are more than welcome to do an investigation check limb as well,

1064
00:47:28,920 --> 00:47:29,799
if you so desire.

1065
00:47:30,599 --> 00:47:34,279
Um, and Sully roll a D8.

1066
00:47:35,719 --> 00:47:37,719
I got a 12 for investigation.

1067
00:47:39,559 --> 00:47:42,119
I can't find my D8, so I don't have to roll.

1068
00:47:42,119 --> 00:47:42,679
Oh, wow.

1069
00:47:42,679 --> 00:47:43,880
That's a loophole we can use.

1070
00:47:45,079 --> 00:47:48,119
I rolled a 10 for investigation, so not great.

1071
00:47:48,119 --> 00:47:52,039
But I do feel like I would, like maybe I would be standing,

1072
00:47:52,039 --> 00:47:57,319
you know, with my war pick, like scanning the periphery.

1073
00:47:57,319 --> 00:48:00,440
It's trying to see if Esau's lurking.

1074
00:48:01,400 --> 00:48:04,599
Moot, you, as you both are entering,

1075
00:48:04,599 --> 00:48:06,279
Hillup is asking about his mustache.

1076
00:48:06,279 --> 00:48:08,119
Sully begins bounding up the stairs.

1077
00:48:08,679 --> 00:48:13,400
Moot, you are looking around the staircase and you see another skull

1078
00:48:13,400 --> 00:48:15,719
often to the right of the staircase.

1079
00:48:15,719 --> 00:48:19,079
And as you move towards it, you hear kind of a

1080
00:48:21,719 --> 00:48:24,599
as you look up the stairs and Sully is gone.

1081
00:48:25,239 --> 00:48:25,960
There you go.

1082
00:48:25,960 --> 00:48:27,559
Keister, the whole chest.

1083
00:48:27,559 --> 00:48:28,599
It's all mine.

1084
00:48:28,599 --> 00:48:30,360
Roll another D8.

1085
00:48:36,679 --> 00:48:38,199
You're now a demigod.

1086
00:48:38,199 --> 00:48:41,000
Hold on, yes, hold on.

1087
00:48:41,799 --> 00:48:42,039
Hold on.

1088
00:48:42,039 --> 00:48:43,400
Is this a saving throw?

1089
00:48:43,960 --> 00:48:46,679
No, this is just a D8.

1090
00:48:46,679 --> 00:48:47,400
Because I have that lucky thing.

1091
00:48:47,400 --> 00:48:49,639
This is a random table throw that Russ made.

1092
00:48:49,639 --> 00:48:51,239
This is a random table.

1093
00:48:52,440 --> 00:48:55,239
So Sully gone.

1094
00:48:55,800 --> 00:48:59,720
Sully, you find yourself back on the far side of the bridge.

1095
00:49:02,520 --> 00:49:03,000
The fuck?

1096
00:49:04,280 --> 00:49:04,920
Back to Moot.

1097
00:49:06,680 --> 00:49:08,680
Now I saw Sully disappear, correct?

1098
00:49:09,480 --> 00:49:13,480
You heard and then looked up and did not see him disappear,

1099
00:49:13,480 --> 00:49:14,760
but no longer see him.

1100
00:49:15,960 --> 00:49:20,120
I look towards Glim and Hillup and did what?

1101
00:49:20,120 --> 00:49:20,360
What?

1102
00:49:20,360 --> 00:49:21,240
Where'd Sully go?

1103
00:49:21,960 --> 00:49:22,760
What do you mean?

1104
00:49:22,760 --> 00:49:25,880
And I turn and look up the stairs like he was just.

1105
00:49:27,400 --> 00:49:31,640
Yeah, he I heard a like a popping noise and then he was gone.

1106
00:49:31,640 --> 00:49:32,760
I don't know what happened.

1107
00:49:32,760 --> 00:49:34,760
I was busy trying to find the beavers.

1108
00:49:37,400 --> 00:49:39,560
Is this skull still near me, Russ?

1109
00:49:41,160 --> 00:49:43,080
Yes, so you had kind of made it too,

1110
00:49:43,080 --> 00:49:44,360
but had not moved to pick it up.

1111
00:49:44,360 --> 00:49:48,200
Okay, same sort of skull looks wise as we found before.

1112
00:49:48,200 --> 00:49:51,080
Yeah, it looks like a human skull similar as the last one.

1113
00:49:51,079 --> 00:49:51,880
Okay, I will.

1114
00:49:53,799 --> 00:49:56,440
I'll roll an arcana check on it just to see if I get like

1115
00:49:56,440 --> 00:49:58,519
the same sort of vibe from the other one.

1116
00:50:01,880 --> 00:50:02,679
It's a 13.

1117
00:50:04,039 --> 00:50:05,880
I don't remember what I told you the last time,

1118
00:50:05,880 --> 00:50:07,960
but you get that exact same kind of vibe.

1119
00:50:07,960 --> 00:50:08,460
Perfect.

1120
00:50:11,159 --> 00:50:14,440
Sully yells, I found another skull.

1121
00:50:14,440 --> 00:50:17,559
I think I'll pick it up, see if this one says anything too.

1122
00:50:18,920 --> 00:50:19,719
So he picks it up.

1123
00:50:20,680 --> 00:50:23,160
You pick it up and hold it in your hands,

1124
00:50:23,160 --> 00:50:25,080
kind of looking it over and then it

1125
00:50:25,800 --> 00:50:28,840
seemingly moves to stare at you and says,

1126
00:50:29,560 --> 00:50:32,360
in the graveyard, one, two, three.

1127
00:50:41,480 --> 00:50:42,200
Back to Sully.

1128
00:50:43,800 --> 00:50:46,120
I look around on this bridge and I'm like,

1129
00:50:46,119 --> 00:50:55,159
some mystical shit's going on and I start walking across the bridge.

1130
00:50:57,559 --> 00:51:00,440
Like, like the fuck, like just kind of like,

1131
00:51:00,440 --> 00:51:01,880
well, yeah, this would happen to me.

1132
00:51:01,880 --> 00:51:03,719
It was this close to the treasure.

1133
00:51:03,719 --> 00:51:06,119
You just keep getting like zipped around the world.

1134
00:51:06,119 --> 00:51:09,480
It's really, it's happened a lot to you.

1135
00:51:09,480 --> 00:51:11,719
I feel like I'm like losing time.

1136
00:51:11,719 --> 00:51:12,519
Like, is this?

1137
00:51:13,799 --> 00:51:15,239
Is Sully a time traveler?

1138
00:51:15,880 --> 00:51:16,440
Maybe.

1139
00:51:16,440 --> 00:51:17,720
Is this like memento?

1140
00:51:17,720 --> 00:51:19,960
Do I need to start leaving notes for myself?

1141
00:51:19,960 --> 00:51:20,200
Like.

1142
00:51:21,800 --> 00:51:22,200
Maybe.

1143
00:51:22,840 --> 00:51:25,560
As you begin to cross the bridge, make a dexterity saving throw.

1144
00:51:25,560 --> 00:51:27,000
Son of a motherfucking bitch.

1145
00:51:27,880 --> 00:51:29,480
Well, that's just a two.

1146
00:51:29,480 --> 00:51:30,120
You're very dextrous.

1147
00:51:30,120 --> 00:51:31,240
That is a saving throw.

1148
00:51:31,240 --> 00:51:33,960
Oh, I don't think that I'm that dextrous.

1149
00:51:33,960 --> 00:51:36,040
Oh, dex, that's plus seven, that's nine.

1150
00:51:37,240 --> 00:51:42,520
All you hear as you step about halfway is the snap of one of the panels beneath you

1151
00:51:43,159 --> 00:51:45,800
and you fall through, make a dexterity check.

1152
00:51:54,360 --> 00:51:54,840
Still fall.

1153
00:51:54,840 --> 00:51:55,239
Where's?

1154
00:51:55,239 --> 00:51:56,039
Just dexterity.

1155
00:51:56,840 --> 00:51:57,320
Oh, okay.

1156
00:51:58,280 --> 00:51:58,679
Twenty.

1157
00:51:59,639 --> 00:52:03,960
And grab the ropes as you hear the rushing rapids below you.

1158
00:52:04,519 --> 00:52:06,039
I'm having the worst day.

1159
00:52:06,039 --> 00:52:07,320
Back to everybody else.

1160
00:52:08,360 --> 00:52:11,000
Okay, well, we have to figure out where Sully went.

1161
00:52:11,000 --> 00:52:13,719
He just just disappeared.

1162
00:52:13,719 --> 00:52:14,599
That's not good.

1163
00:52:14,599 --> 00:52:16,599
Also, what is in the graveyard?

1164
00:52:16,599 --> 00:52:17,639
One, two, three mean?

1165
00:52:18,360 --> 00:52:19,159
I don't know.

1166
00:52:19,159 --> 00:52:20,599
I don't like these talking skulls.

1167
00:52:20,599 --> 00:52:21,639
They're not very helpful.

1168
00:52:21,639 --> 00:52:22,519
Skulls come from.

1169
00:52:25,400 --> 00:52:27,719
But our friends just went poof.

1170
00:52:27,719 --> 00:52:30,599
Maybe if we go poof too and we end up where he is.

1171
00:52:31,960 --> 00:52:33,400
What if he's somewhere really bad?

1172
00:52:33,960 --> 00:52:35,400
Well, then he probably needs our help.

1173
00:52:35,400 --> 00:52:36,840
This is a great idea, Hillop.

1174
00:52:36,840 --> 00:52:37,239
You're right.

1175
00:52:37,239 --> 00:52:37,800
Good point.

1176
00:52:37,800 --> 00:52:38,199
Yep.

1177
00:52:38,199 --> 00:52:39,559
And I start going up the stairs.

1178
00:52:41,000 --> 00:52:41,320
Eight.

1179
00:52:42,199 --> 00:52:43,880
You could poof somewhere else.

1180
00:52:43,880 --> 00:52:46,039
Well, I would try and rescue you, though.

1181
00:52:46,760 --> 00:52:47,559
You would.

1182
00:52:47,559 --> 00:52:47,880
Eight.

1183
00:52:54,280 --> 00:52:54,599
Cool.

1184
00:52:56,920 --> 00:52:57,079
Great.

1185
00:52:57,079 --> 00:52:57,960
I don't think it is cool.

1186
00:52:57,960 --> 00:52:58,679
I don't think it is.

1187
00:52:58,679 --> 00:53:03,400
So you make it up to the top of the stairs and you look down and you see the chest

1188
00:53:04,519 --> 00:53:05,159
before you.

1189
00:53:06,360 --> 00:53:07,639
Oh, well.

1190
00:53:07,639 --> 00:53:10,599
That doesn't sound overly, and I quote, cool.

1191
00:53:11,960 --> 00:53:15,960
Because he probably wanted me to end up somewhere bad and instead I just made it.

1192
00:53:17,719 --> 00:53:19,239
OK, guys, good news, bad news.

1193
00:53:21,559 --> 00:53:23,320
I didn't disappear.

1194
00:53:23,320 --> 00:53:25,000
I don't know if that's good or bad.

1195
00:53:25,000 --> 00:53:27,880
And here's a treasure chest.

1196
00:53:28,440 --> 00:53:30,760
Do we think Sully touched the chest?

1197
00:53:32,119 --> 00:53:34,280
As Glim turns around and addresses you,

1198
00:53:35,079 --> 00:53:39,960
Hillop and Moot, you see that Glim has grown a full bushy beard.

1199
00:53:41,000 --> 00:53:44,199
Cool.

1200
00:53:44,199 --> 00:53:45,800
That is cool.

1201
00:53:45,800 --> 00:53:47,559
Give some to Hillop.

1202
00:53:47,559 --> 00:53:49,639
Hillop runs up the stairs.

1203
00:53:49,639 --> 00:53:50,679
Hillop can use some.

1204
00:53:55,239 --> 00:53:59,079
Is it to replenish your full luscious mains there, my dear?

1205
00:53:59,079 --> 00:53:59,960
Get up there, Hillop.

1206
00:53:59,960 --> 00:54:01,079
It might do that for you, too.

1207
00:54:01,639 --> 00:54:02,599
Oh, my goodness.

1208
00:54:02,599 --> 00:54:04,119
This is the best day ever.

1209
00:54:06,519 --> 00:54:07,880
He runs up the stairs.

1210
00:54:11,800 --> 00:54:20,440
Um, he runs up the stairs and then you hear him scream, ah, as he begins to leap up the

1211
00:54:20,440 --> 00:54:21,400
stairs.

1212
00:54:21,400 --> 00:54:29,559
The two of you don't know why, but he jumps and goes over the side and grabs onto the edge.

1213
00:54:30,920 --> 00:54:32,760
And it's like, it's it's crumbling.

1214
00:54:32,760 --> 00:54:33,800
Help me, help me.

1215
00:54:36,440 --> 00:54:37,559
You don't see it crumbling.

1216
00:54:38,199 --> 00:54:42,759
Hillop, it's and I'll start to walk towards him to grab his hand, help him up.

1217
00:54:42,759 --> 00:54:44,119
Like, buddy, it's not.

1218
00:54:45,000 --> 00:54:46,920
Everything is very structurally sound.

1219
00:54:46,920 --> 00:54:47,400
It's okay.

1220
00:54:48,119 --> 00:54:49,960
Be careful, my bearded friend.

1221
00:54:52,920 --> 00:54:54,679
And I'm like, bearded friend?

1222
00:54:55,559 --> 00:55:00,920
As you put your hands, you feel a large bushy beard that has sprouted from your face.

1223
00:55:03,480 --> 00:55:04,519
Oh, my goodness.

1224
00:55:05,159 --> 00:55:07,400
Am I able to go and help him?

1225
00:55:07,960 --> 00:55:10,199
You reach down and you manage to pull him up.

1226
00:55:10,199 --> 00:55:13,000
And as you do, and as he steps back on top, he looks down.

1227
00:55:13,000 --> 00:55:15,639
He says, but it's it's it was crumbling.

1228
00:55:17,320 --> 00:55:18,840
Back to Sully.

1229
00:55:21,239 --> 00:55:23,480
Sully, so I'm hanging from these ropes.

1230
00:55:23,480 --> 00:55:23,799
Yeah.

1231
00:55:23,799 --> 00:55:26,279
Make a dexterity check to try and get yourself up.

1232
00:55:27,159 --> 00:55:30,599
Well, I was just going to, like, try to call some bird friends.

1233
00:55:31,400 --> 00:55:32,840
Just do some pull ups.

1234
00:55:32,840 --> 00:55:36,440
I mean, that is a classic halfling move to call in giant birds to save your ass.

1235
00:55:37,159 --> 00:55:37,480
Right.

1236
00:55:38,039 --> 00:55:44,760
I was thinking more like Disney princess, like, oh, I rolled a fucking.

1237
00:55:47,559 --> 00:55:48,440
Plus five.

1238
00:55:48,440 --> 00:55:49,480
That's a seven.

1239
00:55:50,039 --> 00:55:53,559
You reach up and try and pull yourself up and another one snaps.

1240
00:55:53,559 --> 00:55:54,760
Make a dexterity savings.

1241
00:55:57,159 --> 00:55:57,960
The two.

1242
00:55:57,960 --> 00:55:58,519
Oh, my goodness.

1243
00:55:58,519 --> 00:55:59,320
This dice is retired.

1244
00:55:59,320 --> 00:56:00,599
That dice is not a good one.

1245
00:56:00,599 --> 00:56:01,400
Get it out of there.

1246
00:56:01,960 --> 00:56:02,760
That's a seven.

1247
00:56:03,639 --> 00:56:03,880
No.

1248
00:56:06,440 --> 00:56:07,559
That's a nine.

1249
00:56:09,000 --> 00:56:10,440
You fall into the river.

1250
00:56:11,880 --> 00:56:13,000
Roll for buoyancy.

1251
00:56:13,639 --> 00:56:17,079
And now you are in a river.

1252
00:56:19,159 --> 00:56:22,679
Which is moving reasonably fast.

1253
00:56:25,000 --> 00:56:25,559
What do you do?

1254
00:56:26,599 --> 00:56:28,519
Did the cult give you any aquatic training?

1255
00:56:29,720 --> 00:56:31,320
There was a lot of aqua size.

1256
00:56:37,240 --> 00:56:47,320
Well, I try to remember all my river training and I just I make my surface area

1257
00:56:47,320 --> 00:56:52,920
as big as possible, as little as I am to try to stay afloat.

1258
00:56:52,920 --> 00:56:56,200
You never put your feet down in a river because that's how you drown.

1259
00:56:56,200 --> 00:57:03,320
And I try to if there's any debris or any logs or anything rushing in this river with me,

1260
00:57:03,400 --> 00:57:06,680
I will try to clamor on to it so that I can stay afloat.

1261
00:57:07,480 --> 00:57:08,200
Fuck this game.

1262
00:57:09,480 --> 00:57:12,600
Nothing nothing really around you.

1263
00:57:13,880 --> 00:57:15,160
So you just float down the river?

1264
00:57:16,840 --> 00:57:22,600
Well, I guess since floating down the river, I mean, could be really great.

1265
00:57:23,159 --> 00:57:39,639
Maybe instead, I will throw a rope and try to like lasso a rock on the edge of the river?

1266
00:57:39,639 --> 00:57:39,880
Sure.

1267
00:57:42,039 --> 00:57:46,279
An athletics check probably.

1268
00:57:46,279 --> 00:57:47,799
Yeah, just maybe straight decks.

1269
00:57:47,799 --> 00:57:48,599
That's probably fine.

1270
00:57:48,599 --> 00:57:49,099
Sure.

1271
00:57:50,759 --> 00:57:52,679
Fuck everything and everybody.

1272
00:57:55,239 --> 00:57:55,880
Eleven.

1273
00:57:57,079 --> 00:58:05,000
Yeah, you manage to fasten a crude lasso of sorts and throw it and it catches a rock on

1274
00:58:05,000 --> 00:58:09,000
the side of the bank and you begin to swing back and towards the edge.

1275
00:58:09,000 --> 00:58:16,279
As you get closer to it, you can feel the floor beneath it or feel the ground beneath

1276
00:58:16,280 --> 00:58:20,760
the river and it feels slower by the edge so you can stand up.

1277
00:58:21,480 --> 00:58:24,440
The face, I think we said, was about 20 feet up.

1278
00:58:27,640 --> 00:58:29,480
I sit down and I catch my breath for a minute.

1279
00:58:30,120 --> 00:58:32,600
Back to the everybody else.

1280
00:58:34,280 --> 00:58:36,440
Back to the people not fucking everything up entirely.

1281
00:58:38,360 --> 00:58:40,840
I mean, I feel like we're fucking everything up entirely too.

1282
00:58:40,840 --> 00:58:41,800
No, that's fine.

1283
00:58:42,600 --> 00:58:44,120
One of you has really great beer.

1284
00:58:44,839 --> 00:58:47,159
I mean, we could just, we're up here now.

1285
00:58:47,159 --> 00:58:50,359
Maybe we just like opens a box.

1286
00:58:51,559 --> 00:58:54,599
I want to stay down below after seeing weird things happening.

1287
00:58:56,920 --> 00:59:00,039
Okay, I'm just going to try and open it and just see what happens.

1288
00:59:00,039 --> 00:59:04,839
I mean, we don't know that Sully might have tried to open it like we didn't see.

1289
00:59:04,839 --> 00:59:07,960
I mean, it kind of makes sense that he would have run up here and opened it.

1290
00:59:07,960 --> 00:59:09,400
So maybe you should.

1291
00:59:10,519 --> 00:59:11,319
Okay, yeah.

1292
00:59:11,320 --> 00:59:23,960
He goes to lift the lid and it opens up and inside there is a pile of gold.

1293
00:59:27,880 --> 00:59:29,400
We found the gold.

1294
00:59:29,400 --> 00:59:31,400
We lost a friend, but we found the gold.

1295
00:59:32,519 --> 00:59:34,039
Well, that's not a great trade-off.

1296
00:59:34,039 --> 00:59:46,360
As you say that, you hear a cackling laugh echo through the trees and the forest above you.

1297
00:59:51,719 --> 00:59:52,840
Does that sound evil?

1298
00:59:58,519 --> 00:59:59,239
Back to Sully.

1299
01:00:01,000 --> 01:00:01,239
No.

1300
01:00:01,880 --> 01:00:02,360
No?

1301
01:00:02,360 --> 01:00:03,159
Just no.

1302
01:00:03,159 --> 01:00:03,480
Pass.

1303
01:00:03,480 --> 01:00:04,679
Wait, we can do that?

1304
01:00:04,679 --> 01:00:05,000
Okay.

1305
01:00:07,159 --> 01:00:09,240
No, I look back up at the cliff.

1306
01:00:11,719 --> 01:00:13,719
Like Sully is so lazy.

1307
01:00:13,719 --> 01:00:18,519
He does not want to fucking climb that goddamn cliff.

1308
01:00:18,519 --> 01:00:23,079
You've moved like, I don't know, 300 feet down this river at this point, too.

1309
01:00:23,079 --> 01:00:23,480
Oh, good.

1310
01:00:23,480 --> 01:00:26,280
So I have to go 300 feet and then 20 feet vertical.

1311
01:00:26,280 --> 01:00:29,880
I mean, you could go vertical first and then 300 feet, but your call.

1312
01:00:29,880 --> 01:00:30,840
Whatever you want to do.

1313
01:00:31,720 --> 01:00:34,600
What kind of terrain am I looking at going vertical?

1314
01:00:34,600 --> 01:00:36,519
Is it like foresty or like?

1315
01:00:36,519 --> 01:00:45,480
It's like it's a rocky kind of mud, you know, river carved straight cliff face with rocks

1316
01:00:45,480 --> 01:00:47,880
and roots and stuff sticking out of it.

1317
01:00:47,880 --> 01:00:48,760
All right.

1318
01:00:48,760 --> 01:00:50,200
Looks fairly scalable.

1319
01:00:50,200 --> 01:00:50,680
Okay.

1320
01:00:50,680 --> 01:00:59,880
I put my rope back into my pack and I start to scale this rocky ledge.

1321
01:01:01,640 --> 01:01:10,680
You, after a few long moments, managed to make it back up to the top.

1322
01:01:11,640 --> 01:01:19,480
And as you step up and onto the edge, you hear an echoing, cackling laugh coming out

1323
01:01:19,480 --> 01:01:21,079
and over the trees.

1324
01:01:21,079 --> 01:01:24,680
And it seems to come down and envelop you with sand.

1325
01:01:24,680 --> 01:01:25,880
Oh god, that sounds evil.

1326
01:02:00,840 --> 01:02:12,039
Fuck this game.

1327
01:02:13,079 --> 01:02:14,039
Why'd you go over the bridge?

1328
01:02:14,039 --> 01:02:16,280
You should have went over the log like we all did before.

1329
01:02:17,559 --> 01:02:19,160
Well, I forgot about that.

1330
01:02:21,160 --> 01:02:23,960
I, honest to God, had no idea where I was.

1331
01:02:24,680 --> 01:02:25,720
You put me on a bridge.

1332
01:02:25,720 --> 01:02:28,360
I'm like, I should better fucking go over this bridge.

1333
01:02:29,320 --> 01:02:31,640
Can't remember if it was before or after the bridge.

1334
01:02:31,640 --> 01:02:32,440
B's were long before.

1335
01:02:35,000 --> 01:02:35,320
Okay.

1336
01:02:35,320 --> 01:02:37,000
Well, yes, I should have.

1337
01:02:38,360 --> 01:02:42,440
Cursed Are the Woods was part of today's adventure created by Eric Dalek.

1338
01:02:42,440 --> 01:02:45,079
Licensed under Creative Commons by Attribution 3.0.

1339
01:02:45,079 --> 01:02:49,960
Visit creativecommons.org slash licenses slash buy dash SA slash 3.0.

1340
01:02:49,960 --> 01:02:51,400
The songs long road ahead.

1341
01:02:51,400 --> 01:02:55,240
Come play with me by Kavin McLeod of incompetech.filmmusic.io.

1342
01:02:55,240 --> 01:02:58,280
All songs are licensed under Creative Commons by Attribution 4.0.

1343
01:02:58,280 --> 01:03:04,040
Visit creativecommons.org slash licenses slash buy slash 4.0.